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I'm 24, which is better than 23, but not as good as 21.
I can bake cakes but I can't cook and in all probability will poison you with raw chicken should you ingest any of my savoury dishes. My sweet speciality is rainbow cupcakes, they're awesome.
I can also sew pretty well, I make corsets and sell them on the interwebs. Do you want a corset? Or perhaps a suit made of pink and orange stripes? I know I would if I was you.
I hate political correctness gone mad, people who play the victim and chavs. God I hate chavs. They need eradicating!
I like comedy box sets, silver foxes such as Hugh Laurie, eating cake mix and beating people on Mario Kart Wii online.
I used to work in IT and liked to make up bollocks explanations for things to make myself sound clever, when in actual fact I know little about technology myself.
I like to click Random Article on Wikipedia so I can appear knowledgeable. This then comes unstuck when I go to pub quizzes and epically fail.
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I'm 24, which is better than 23, but not as good as 21.
I can bake cakes but I can't cook and in all probability will poison you with raw chicken should you ingest any of my savoury dishes. My sweet speciality is rainbow cupcakes, they're awesome.
I can also sew pretty well, I make corsets and sell them on the interwebs. Do you want a corset? Or perhaps a suit made of pink and orange stripes? I know I would if I was you.
I hate political correctness gone mad, people who play the victim and chavs. God I hate chavs. They need eradicating!
I like comedy box sets, silver foxes such as Hugh Laurie, eating cake mix and beating people on Mario Kart Wii online.
I used to work in IT and liked to make up bollocks explanations for things to make myself sound clever, when in actual fact I know little about technology myself.
I like to click Random Article on Wikipedia so I can appear knowledgeable. This then comes unstuck when I go to pub quizzes and epically fail.
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» School Days
Posters
Halfway through my first year at 6th form the school started putting up 'motivational' posters reminding us of the school rules, such as no chewing gum, etc. The most mocked poster I believe was one about uniform, where the school had obviously tried to be 'down with the kids' as it had a picture of a person in uniform with the slogan "Tuck in or tuck off!".
Anyway, we started replacing the posters with our own spoof posters. Every so often the staff would notice and would take our posters down. Obviously we would just make more. Eventually there were so many posters up and most of them fake that the school removed them all and put up a poster saying "NO POSTERS". It was only about 2 hours before another poster appeared next to it saying "NO IRONY".
(Fri 30th Jan 2009, 14:03, More)
Posters
Halfway through my first year at 6th form the school started putting up 'motivational' posters reminding us of the school rules, such as no chewing gum, etc. The most mocked poster I believe was one about uniform, where the school had obviously tried to be 'down with the kids' as it had a picture of a person in uniform with the slogan "Tuck in or tuck off!".
Anyway, we started replacing the posters with our own spoof posters. Every so often the staff would notice and would take our posters down. Obviously we would just make more. Eventually there were so many posters up and most of them fake that the school removed them all and put up a poster saying "NO POSTERS". It was only about 2 hours before another poster appeared next to it saying "NO IRONY".
(Fri 30th Jan 2009, 14:03, More)
» My most gullible moment
Gullible Sister
My sister is older than me but very naive and quite shy. Many a year ago we worked as waitresses together in a pub and she was writing the dessert menu on the chalkboard.
The chefs had made a different chocolate cake from the usual with fancy icing and stuff on it so she asked if it was called anything special. I told her it was an Italian Chocolate Treat with Fellatio Cream in the middle, knowing she'd check with the chefs who would rip her mercilessly for a few weeks as chefs are wont to do.
She told a table of twenty customers.
In retribution I had to then wait on the whole table by myself for the rest of the night because she refused to leave the kitchen, so uppance came, fear not.
(Thu 28th Aug 2008, 13:53, More)
Gullible Sister
My sister is older than me but very naive and quite shy. Many a year ago we worked as waitresses together in a pub and she was writing the dessert menu on the chalkboard.
The chefs had made a different chocolate cake from the usual with fancy icing and stuff on it so she asked if it was called anything special. I told her it was an Italian Chocolate Treat with Fellatio Cream in the middle, knowing she'd check with the chefs who would rip her mercilessly for a few weeks as chefs are wont to do.
She told a table of twenty customers.
In retribution I had to then wait on the whole table by myself for the rest of the night because she refused to leave the kitchen, so uppance came, fear not.
(Thu 28th Aug 2008, 13:53, More)
» My Biggest Disappointment
Firefly
Boyfriend: "Here, watch this boxset, it's great."
*intense watching in one sitting*
Me: "oooh, shiny!"
Boyfriend: "Enjoy it, they didn't make any more."
Oh cruel fate why do you mock me?!
(Tue 1st Jul 2008, 16:00, More)
Firefly
Boyfriend: "Here, watch this boxset, it's great."
*intense watching in one sitting*
Me: "oooh, shiny!"
Boyfriend: "Enjoy it, they didn't make any more."
Oh cruel fate why do you mock me?!
(Tue 1st Jul 2008, 16:00, More)
» My Biggest Disappointment
Flavoured condoms
ooh two in a row, I'm on a roll.
They don't taste good and even if they did, why would anyone be licking them?
I don't understand the point behind them at all.
(Tue 1st Jul 2008, 16:27, More)
Flavoured condoms
ooh two in a row, I'm on a roll.
They don't taste good and even if they did, why would anyone be licking them?
I don't understand the point behind them at all.
(Tue 1st Jul 2008, 16:27, More)
» My Biggest Disappointment
My favourite bar...
..has been taken over, refurbished and handed to the chavs on a big silver plate.
There are now a lot of lost alternative types wandering around my town with nowhere to go.
Makes me cry a little every time I walk past it.
They have every bar in town, we only had one, why did they have to take it? Why?!
*uncontrollable sobbing*
(Wed 2nd Jul 2008, 15:02, More)
My favourite bar...
..has been taken over, refurbished and handed to the chavs on a big silver plate.
There are now a lot of lost alternative types wandering around my town with nowhere to go.
Makes me cry a little every time I walk past it.
They have every bar in town, we only had one, why did they have to take it? Why?!
*uncontrollable sobbing*
(Wed 2nd Jul 2008, 15:02, More)