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nearly died like an idiot
Gas powered Aga went out, so decided to light it manually.
lit my taper, opened the gas tap, taper went out, chamber filled with gas as i tried to re light my taper, inserted lit taper into the chamber - peering in with my eyes.
click
boom
face on fire, eye lashes gone, eyes balls burnt, kitchen on fire, neck bruised from concussive blast.
fucking idiot.
(Sat 14th Feb 2009, 16:43, More)