» Shoplifting

Cheating the vending machine
At work, we have a few vending machines. I normally wait until Monday, and watch an old women fill it up with food. 99% of the time, she neglects to fasten the door properly. Last week, me and a couple of other lads went straight in and literally emptied it. Yay, one weeks worth of free food. Cue one sneaky pikey bastard fucker emptying the contents of its money box into a sock.

A camera went up the next day.

Free food no more.

Cunt.
(Thu 10th Jan 2008, 18:00, More)

» Your first cigarette

First time...
I was on a German train in France, which broke down...

That was my first Zug Arrete.
(Thu 27th Mar 2008, 12:51, More)

» Political Correctness Gone Mad

Sainsburys
I work at sainsburys, stacking shelves (yes, i know i need a better job). my official job title is "replenishment assistant". that's shelf stacker/monkey to anybody normal.

also, they insist on calling shelves "gondolas", and the customer service desk is now the "information point".

like, wtf?
(Fri 23rd Nov 2007, 1:26, More)