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» The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis
My Ex
had one of those Greek style wedding rings (the type with 3 interwoven bands that move around each other).
Anyhow, one night she was giving me a bit of a hand-shandy, when all of a sudden I felt the most searing pain coming from down below.
The ring had caught my skin in it and with the hand movement, proceeded to rip an inch and a half of skin off of my skin-flute.
It fucking well hurt and bled for a few hours.
I still have the scar =(
(Thu 12th Mar 2009, 14:05, More)
My Ex
had one of those Greek style wedding rings (the type with 3 interwoven bands that move around each other).
Anyhow, one night she was giving me a bit of a hand-shandy, when all of a sudden I felt the most searing pain coming from down below.
The ring had caught my skin in it and with the hand movement, proceeded to rip an inch and a half of skin off of my skin-flute.
It fucking well hurt and bled for a few hours.
I still have the scar =(
(Thu 12th Mar 2009, 14:05, More)
» Dumb things you've done
Don't piss the dog off...
When I was 7 years old. I was perched on the foot of the stairs with 'Prince', the family labrador sat loyally at my feet.
Wondering if dogs feel pain, I took the compass that my irresponsible sister had left lying around and plunged it into Princes' heed.
I can now confirm that dogs do indeed feel pain, but not half as much as I did when the little shitbag bit my hand leaving me with a scar to this very day.
Bastard dog, and I blame my bitch sister for getting me bitten...
(Thu 27th Dec 2007, 13:51, More)
Don't piss the dog off...
When I was 7 years old. I was perched on the foot of the stairs with 'Prince', the family labrador sat loyally at my feet.
Wondering if dogs feel pain, I took the compass that my irresponsible sister had left lying around and plunged it into Princes' heed.
I can now confirm that dogs do indeed feel pain, but not half as much as I did when the little shitbag bit my hand leaving me with a scar to this very day.
Bastard dog, and I blame my bitch sister for getting me bitten...
(Thu 27th Dec 2007, 13:51, More)
» Festivals
V Festival - 2005 - Hygiene
After queuing for a portaloo for what seemed an eternity, I finally reached the front of the queue.
I saw the door of the next available Khazi open, and out walked a bloke.
Not at all strange you may think, except he was holding a baguette in his hand...
Filth, utter filth.
(Thu 4th Jun 2009, 17:47, More)
V Festival - 2005 - Hygiene
After queuing for a portaloo for what seemed an eternity, I finally reached the front of the queue.
I saw the door of the next available Khazi open, and out walked a bloke.
Not at all strange you may think, except he was holding a baguette in his hand...
Filth, utter filth.
(Thu 4th Jun 2009, 17:47, More)
» My most gullible moment
My mate Sara
is so gullible. I told her that the BBC Programme 'Walking with Dinosaurs' was real.
Sara: "But they didn't have cameras back then".
Me: "It wasn't filmed back then. It's recent footage, y'know, like Jurassic Park".
She also doesn't believe that fossils are real. She thinks that "some blokes must have put them there"...
(Fri 22nd Aug 2008, 13:51, More)
My mate Sara
is so gullible. I told her that the BBC Programme 'Walking with Dinosaurs' was real.
Sara: "But they didn't have cameras back then".
Me: "It wasn't filmed back then. It's recent footage, y'know, like Jurassic Park".
She also doesn't believe that fossils are real. She thinks that "some blokes must have put them there"...
(Fri 22nd Aug 2008, 13:51, More)