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» Nightclubs
Bogs
Cleaning up after student nights at a nightclub is not fun. Take my word for it.
I was naive: I expected when I began that the gents'd be worse than the ladies' - I thought this for all kinds of reasons. Some were anatomical, of course; some were simply that I expected male students to be loutier. (Is that a word?)
I was wrong.
The gents' was grim, but the ladies' was horrible. For some reason, the smell wouldn't go away, even though I'd mopped just about everywhere. I shrugged, picked up the bucket, and was leaving when something caught my eye. A poster on the wall was beginning to detatch itself.
It was amazing it had lasted that long. It was held on by sick.
(Tue 14th Apr 2009, 12:10, More)
Bogs
Cleaning up after student nights at a nightclub is not fun. Take my word for it.
I was naive: I expected when I began that the gents'd be worse than the ladies' - I thought this for all kinds of reasons. Some were anatomical, of course; some were simply that I expected male students to be loutier. (Is that a word?)
I was wrong.
The gents' was grim, but the ladies' was horrible. For some reason, the smell wouldn't go away, even though I'd mopped just about everywhere. I shrugged, picked up the bucket, and was leaving when something caught my eye. A poster on the wall was beginning to detatch itself.
It was amazing it had lasted that long. It was held on by sick.
(Tue 14th Apr 2009, 12:10, More)
» My sex misconceptions
Students
I may have mentioned this before, but I was led to believe that university would be a time of almost endless sex. In actual fact, the only reason my sheets got damp was because of actual damp.
:(
(Mon 29th Sep 2008, 11:25, More)
Students
I may have mentioned this before, but I was led to believe that university would be a time of almost endless sex. In actual fact, the only reason my sheets got damp was because of actual damp.
:(
(Mon 29th Sep 2008, 11:25, More)
» Nightclubs
Happy punter.
It was the end of the night. He was sitting on the kerb outside the club, looking much the worse for wear and about to be hit by a taxi.
"You all right, mate?" I asked.
He grinned.
"Yeah. I'm walking on strawberries. But it's OK. I've got my happy Tuesday shoes on..."
(Wed 15th Apr 2009, 11:03, More)
Happy punter.
It was the end of the night. He was sitting on the kerb outside the club, looking much the worse for wear and about to be hit by a taxi.
"You all right, mate?" I asked.
He grinned.
"Yeah. I'm walking on strawberries. But it's OK. I've got my happy Tuesday shoes on..."
(Wed 15th Apr 2009, 11:03, More)
» Unexpected Nudity
It wasn't what I was looking for
I honestly can't remember what I was looking for, but it wasn't this.
Like many or most adults, Idon't didn't bother with the prudery filter on Google. On this occasion, though, all I wanted was a picture of something innocent. I typed in some hopeful looking words, and got some interesting results.
I clicked through a couple to see if the sites were useful.
One result was so spectacularly misjudged that I still feel a bit ill thinking about it.
Because, you see, though I can't remember my sister-in-law's mother's name, I do now have an image of her genitalia that I can't forget.
I turned the safe search on.
(Thu 28th May 2009, 14:42, More)
It wasn't what I was looking for
I honestly can't remember what I was looking for, but it wasn't this.
Like many or most adults, I
I clicked through a couple to see if the sites were useful.
One result was so spectacularly misjudged that I still feel a bit ill thinking about it.
Because, you see, though I can't remember my sister-in-law's mother's name, I do now have an image of her genitalia that I can't forget.
I turned the safe search on.
(Thu 28th May 2009, 14:42, More)
» Spoilt Brats
Bitch-cow from Hell
[unlurks]
I went to a fee-paying school. I was on an assisted place, but many of the kids there were the sorts who'd employ others to be poor for them.
One girl in my year was given a new BMW. I can't remember whether it was for her 17th or 18th birthday. It makes no difference either way.
And what really annoys me is that, though we weren't friends particularly, she was still one of the most down-to-earth, genuinely lovely people I've ever met.
The bitch. What's the point of people like that if you can't resent every single breath they take?
[/unlurks] How do you do chevrons without them disappearing?
(Fri 10th Oct 2008, 15:30, More)
Bitch-cow from Hell
[unlurks]
I went to a fee-paying school. I was on an assisted place, but many of the kids there were the sorts who'd employ others to be poor for them.
One girl in my year was given a new BMW. I can't remember whether it was for her 17th or 18th birthday. It makes no difference either way.
And what really annoys me is that, though we weren't friends particularly, she was still one of the most down-to-earth, genuinely lovely people I've ever met.
The bitch. What's the point of people like that if you can't resent every single breath they take?
[/unlurks] How do you do chevrons without them disappearing?
(Fri 10th Oct 2008, 15:30, More)