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Rotten Cucumber.
Subway's sub of the day with rotten cucumber always gets me. It's terrifying, after they've made my sub, before I pay I'll check the cucumber, 9/10 times there's a bit gone off, so to save them mopping up floods of puke, I'll check it out. 1 bit of bad cucumber contaminates the whole sub so they have to make a new one.
(Sat 12th Apr 2008, 18:33, More)

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Save money on washing bed sheets.
Simply buy Febreeze, and spray the sheets before you go out if you are expecting to get laid. This also works for underwear, jeans and T'shirts.
(Fri 25th Apr 2008, 23:15, More)

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UK Tax Haven
If you have the tax man chasing you for all the money you have in your vast accounts, Send it to me for safe keeping. I'll look after it at no charge to yourselves and will keep no records of how much you have with me so Mr tax man cannot prove who's it is. I will however need several years notice before you make a withdrawal from your account with me, as I'm very forgetful with things Inc money.
(Sat 8th Mar 2008, 14:07, More)