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8 years unsullied



1/2 dog Azores Google streetview

Please visit my New Website

YouTube playlist of all my favourite music

I am shit at HTML this is where I keep my codes



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The Arrival Pixelated SFW b3ta
For discerning stretched gaping arsehole aficionados

Theresa May $ signs in her eyes doing her bit for BrexShit Britain B3ta

David Cameron Pig Fucking Wanker b3ta

Tux cats for the rich
Tux Cats for the rich

Jeremy Hunt Shit Cunt b3ta

BBC News DeRis

Fat Pig Fucker Xmas Pud
1.3mg of pig buggery

Cunt Trump Wig Fire b3ta
Trump Joey

Tea Cake Trekwars b3ta
Something to do with Tea Cake and Trekwars

John Lewis Xmas Cameron b3ta 350
2.6mb

John Lewis Xmas Goatse b3ta 400

Bigaar 2mb
or
*NSFW* 2mb

We can rebuild him...we have the technology
Cecil Copter seagull deterrent
Cecil seagull deterrent

Rocket powered stretch VW T2 911 Campervan with monster truck wheels

My dream mode of transport with best mate in the driving seat, me on the patio drinking tea and b3ta-ing with a cat disco downstairs.
(Started making this for the invent a vehicle challenge 2 years ago and forgot about it)



This is how it ends
THE END
1.7mb

Gushy

1.2mb of squirtyness

Rob Manuel dog orgy

b3ta FUCKLIFT bus

Fcuklift Horror b3ta

Unusable stock photos b3ta3ta"

Forklift Seams

Pear

Pencil







Image Rights


4 eva wiv da speshal angles Jade, Diana & B3tards :'(




eiffel tiger small
Bigaar Eiffel Tiger

Forklift Seams small
FUCKLIFT Massive










*NSFW slightly explicit lyrics*
The The - Out Of The Blue (Into The Fire)

She was lying on her back. With her lips parted. Squealing like a stuffed pig

I made a full length B3tard, you can use it if you want:

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BIGAAAAAAAAR NSFW








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Giant ginger easter bunny








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Some bonkers barmy I happened upon youtu.be/GivkxpAVVC4







waving his dick in the wind













My old fluffy Sybil































CFB 323kb







Famous babies (my first post)




Mr Eraserheads scrolling perspective tips http://www.b3ta.com/board/10895618
http://dagobah.net/flash/I_Love_Horses.swf
http://tinyurl.com/cgz5n2n

Seals
would http://www.b3ta.com/board/10934039 http://www.b3ta.com/board/11062494 http://www.b3ta.com/board/11083715 http://www.b3ta.com/board/11131099
would sound: http://static.sfdict.com/staticrep/dictaudio/W02/W0245800.mp3
sympathy http://www.b3ta.com/board/11116994 http://www.b3ta.com/board/11153708 http://www.b3ta.com/board/11167977
bigger tits http://www.b3ta.com/board/11043450


Kerry Grant comment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIzyifVNUTs&feature=share&list=PLfBBArmv9jrL391pASmVme_UoScdLaaLS&index=1
YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/kes1972uk
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kes1972
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/kesuk
Website: http://www.kerryhealth.co.uk/
kes1972@virginmedia.com



BIGGAAR

http://youtu.be/KUSwhdp7j48?t=46m20s

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barryheadwounds b3tard tip:
If you know the url of your image - like if it's in your profile or something, then if you add web.archive.org/web/20140210055719/ ahead of the url of the image, then you can get it back.
http://www.b3ta.com/board/11078113

My b3tards archive: web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.b3tards.com/u/253cc45751cc3e120e8d/*

icon challenge http://www.b3ta.com/board/11086435

flt 1


Pear LEAVE MOFAHA ALONE!!!!!
It's all
Sheen https://youtu.be/FJu9kmbU92A?t=30m38s The Arrival (1996)
https://youtu.be/_m1CeUHpyX4?t=2m42s
Mediocre thumbs up: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/mediocre1/b3ta%20screams/mediocre_thumbs_up_small.png~original

First FUCKLIFT 28 Oct 2014 http://www.b3ta.com/board/11108437
   

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