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» Shit Stories: Part Number Two
My dear sister...
is probably one of the most disgusting people i've ever met.
Lovely girl, but she really does do some revolting stuff.
Used sannies wrapped up in tissue left on the side in the bathroom, bogies wiped on the bath when she can't be bothered to use tissue.
A couple of stories come to mind concerning shit anyway.
Like the time her friend was round and they both needed the toilet, but rather than one of them make that LONG journey upstairs to the bathroom, my delightful sister had a marvellous idea. Whilst her friend enjoyed the comfort of the toilet, she grabbed a nearby plastic bag, and proceeded to shit in that.
TO top it off, rather than disposing of it in the outside bin, she crossed the road, and threw it over the garages into the dear old ladys garden who lived behind it. Never heard anything about it from our neighbour though.
Oh and just a few weeks ago, she told me proudly that she was playing Singstar:The High School Musical version (She's 18 btw), she was dancing around, enjoying the experience when a little nugget of poo emerged and rolled down her pyjama leg onto our living room carpet.
This is in front of her boyfriend, and apparently they both found it rather amusing.
No longer a lurker :)
(Fri 28th Mar 2008, 12:33, More)
My dear sister...
is probably one of the most disgusting people i've ever met.
Lovely girl, but she really does do some revolting stuff.
Used sannies wrapped up in tissue left on the side in the bathroom, bogies wiped on the bath when she can't be bothered to use tissue.
A couple of stories come to mind concerning shit anyway.
Like the time her friend was round and they both needed the toilet, but rather than one of them make that LONG journey upstairs to the bathroom, my delightful sister had a marvellous idea. Whilst her friend enjoyed the comfort of the toilet, she grabbed a nearby plastic bag, and proceeded to shit in that.
TO top it off, rather than disposing of it in the outside bin, she crossed the road, and threw it over the garages into the dear old ladys garden who lived behind it. Never heard anything about it from our neighbour though.
Oh and just a few weeks ago, she told me proudly that she was playing Singstar:The High School Musical version (She's 18 btw), she was dancing around, enjoying the experience when a little nugget of poo emerged and rolled down her pyjama leg onto our living room carpet.
This is in front of her boyfriend, and apparently they both found it rather amusing.
No longer a lurker :)
(Fri 28th Mar 2008, 12:33, More)
» Pointless Experiments
Double Glazing...
This is also my earliest memory.
When i was a young lad, i think about 5 or 6, i used to live in a big old house. Now this is about, 15 years ago. We had that old style of clip-on double glazing.
Anyway, one time my mum was in the shower, and i took this opportunity to go into my room, climb onto my bed and unclip the double glazing.
Nevertheless, it started to fall slightly. Fortunately, i caught the pane of glass and just about managed to hold it in place while screaming for my mum.
As mentioned before, she was in the shower and unable to help me. So i thought that if i timed it well enough, i could let go of the pane of glass, and jump off my bed and be out the way before it collapsed on me.
I couldn't.
Ended up in A&E with severe lacerations all over my body. Haha, idiot.
Not in any way pointless , but an experiment all the same.
(Fri 25th Jul 2008, 12:35, More)
Double Glazing...
This is also my earliest memory.
When i was a young lad, i think about 5 or 6, i used to live in a big old house. Now this is about, 15 years ago. We had that old style of clip-on double glazing.
Anyway, one time my mum was in the shower, and i took this opportunity to go into my room, climb onto my bed and unclip the double glazing.
Nevertheless, it started to fall slightly. Fortunately, i caught the pane of glass and just about managed to hold it in place while screaming for my mum.
As mentioned before, she was in the shower and unable to help me. So i thought that if i timed it well enough, i could let go of the pane of glass, and jump off my bed and be out the way before it collapsed on me.
I couldn't.
Ended up in A&E with severe lacerations all over my body. Haha, idiot.
Not in any way pointless , but an experiment all the same.
(Fri 25th Jul 2008, 12:35, More)