» Rubbish Towns

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I travel all over, staying places for a few months at a time, but the worst town is the one a couple of miles from where I live.

Dewsbury. It's a typical Yorkshire market town: rundown, inbred and rough as arses. Karen Matthews comes from there, and she's almost typical of the denizens of the parish. Two of the Tube bombers were from there, the Yorkshire Ripper was in court there, and its MP claimed a mortgage on a house he'd already paid for. It also has the largest population of wild smackheads outside Scotland.

Still, at least it's not Batley.
(Sat 31st Oct 2009, 12:25, More)