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25, m, Doncater
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25, m, Doncater
(This is me... be nice ;))
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Bin Dun? Hope not
Edit: Dangit. I put Shrek in boxers to make it a little funnier, but I left Fiona Neked. Ooops
(Thu 5th Jun 2008, 21:37, More)
Edit: Dangit. I put Shrek in boxers to make it a little funnier, but I left Fiona Neked. Ooops
(Thu 5th Jun 2008, 21:37, More)
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» Pointless Experiments
Drunken Time travel
I was having a bizzare drunken conversation with my cousin about einsteins theory of relativity, in that as one accelerates, ones perception of time is altered to the effect that the faster one moves, the slower time is, relevent to the moving object. We decided to prove this by tying a clock to a piece of string, and swinging it round fast enough to cause a delay compared to another clock. Fortunately we didn't break anything, and managed to prove the theory, as the clock was cleary behind the control one.
Took us half an hour to find the battery again
(true story!)
(Thu 24th Jul 2008, 18:42, More)
Drunken Time travel
I was having a bizzare drunken conversation with my cousin about einsteins theory of relativity, in that as one accelerates, ones perception of time is altered to the effect that the faster one moves, the slower time is, relevent to the moving object. We decided to prove this by tying a clock to a piece of string, and swinging it round fast enough to cause a delay compared to another clock. Fortunately we didn't break anything, and managed to prove the theory, as the clock was cleary behind the control one.
Took us half an hour to find the battery again
(true story!)
(Thu 24th Jul 2008, 18:42, More)
» Public Transport Trauma
Not really traumatic... well maybe a little.
I was on the bus home from work one afternoon. Now back then, I worked on the outskits of Rotherham, but lived in the Doncaster suburbs. Naturally, this means the bus has to pass a few miles of open fields and small villages en route. Shortly after stopping on the outskirts of one such village, where your typical baseball cap-totting chappy gets on, the bus set off on its merry way, when suddenly some nutter in a full gorilla suit runs out of the bushes and straight at the bus with his arms flailing. The bus had already set off, and even if it hadn't, I wouldn't have let the guy on if I had a choice. As we pulled away, the simeonesque chappy stood at the side of the road yelling gibberish for a few minutes, and then ran back into the bushes, presumably to await his next 'victims'.
There was a few minutes of silence, then everyone just started laughing hysterically, and wondered what the hell was going through his mind.
I've never seen the monkey since.
(Thu 29th May 2008, 16:13, More)
Not really traumatic... well maybe a little.
I was on the bus home from work one afternoon. Now back then, I worked on the outskits of Rotherham, but lived in the Doncaster suburbs. Naturally, this means the bus has to pass a few miles of open fields and small villages en route. Shortly after stopping on the outskirts of one such village, where your typical baseball cap-totting chappy gets on, the bus set off on its merry way, when suddenly some nutter in a full gorilla suit runs out of the bushes and straight at the bus with his arms flailing. The bus had already set off, and even if it hadn't, I wouldn't have let the guy on if I had a choice. As we pulled away, the simeonesque chappy stood at the side of the road yelling gibberish for a few minutes, and then ran back into the bushes, presumably to await his next 'victims'.
There was a few minutes of silence, then everyone just started laughing hysterically, and wondered what the hell was going through his mind.
I've never seen the monkey since.
(Thu 29th May 2008, 16:13, More)
» School Projects
Got an A+ on a large GCSE History project.
Shame the whole thing was copied word-for-word from the Readers Digest book "Where Why When and How it happened". *Whistles innocently*
(Fri 14th Aug 2009, 9:38, More)
Got an A+ on a large GCSE History project.
Shame the whole thing was copied word-for-word from the Readers Digest book "Where Why When and How it happened". *Whistles innocently*
(Fri 14th Aug 2009, 9:38, More)
» Tramps
Flying sandwich of death
Was asked for change standing outside a newsagent.
Politely told her no, sorry, and was met with the usual barrage of insults and other such brown-mouthed potty talk.
After the usual belittling she made a threat to "stuff that sandwich up my nose" my reply was "you'll do no such thing, this is MY sandwich"
She grabbed the sarnie, and threw it. Somehow, I caught the thing and threw it back, leaving one already-filthy little dirtbag covered in egg-mayo, and trundling away, laughably in the direction of the amused police officers.
(Fri 3rd Jul 2009, 9:34, More)
Flying sandwich of death
Was asked for change standing outside a newsagent.
Politely told her no, sorry, and was met with the usual barrage of insults and other such brown-mouthed potty talk.
After the usual belittling she made a threat to "stuff that sandwich up my nose" my reply was "you'll do no such thing, this is MY sandwich"
She grabbed the sarnie, and threw it. Somehow, I caught the thing and threw it back, leaving one already-filthy little dirtbag covered in egg-mayo, and trundling away, laughably in the direction of the amused police officers.
(Fri 3rd Jul 2009, 9:34, More)