» My most gullible moment

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Out drinking bourbon with friends one night, under a huge moreton bay fig tree, i spot what looks like bourbon spatters on the back of my hand. I ask my mate Rab what does she think it looks like. "Bourbon" she replies, "just lick it off the back of your hand." So I do. I then ask "Rab why does this taste like tree sap???" sniggering bitch then lets me know we're sitting right under where bats are feeding, and I"ve just eaten batshit. Nice. I got her back, though. I convinced her that a huge bathroomplug-shaped anchor in the harbour was a real plug, and if you managed to pull it out, all the water in the ocean would drain into it. She went and told her family, and they still bring it up 7 years on!
(Tue 26th Aug 2008, 11:06, More)