» The Dark

I'll never throw a flat party again.
I was having a party at my apartment a while back, and(as I am wont to do)I got smashed. As the night went on, I decided i was ready to turn in for the night, seeing as everyone else was either on their way out or was crashed for the night.

I went to get into my bed, and felt several unnecessary limbs. I thought this strange, even in my drunken state, because I was very much single at the time. As I fumbled to turn on the lights, I am shown a very distraught couple in my bed, completely nude and evidently in the midst of copulating. Not knowing what else to say or do, and my mind not registering it was my bed, I said "I'll just be going now," and opted for passing out on the balcony instead because my couch was already full taken. Sometimes my friends are cunts.
(Tue 28th Jul 2009, 11:47, More)

» Stuff I've found

I don't know if this would be categorized as best, but...
I was visiting my friends at college about three months ago, and decided to go looking for their porn folders on their computers(as men are wont to do), wherein on one of their computers, I came across a folder containing pictures of girls in our graduating class from their facebooks,myspaces, etc. As I scrolled through in shock, it was revealed that he had also been taking voyeuristic photos of them during band practice. It confirmed many of my suspicions concerning his creepiness.
(Sun 9th Nov 2008, 20:19, More)