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» Sexism

Easy
Men are stupid.

Women are mental.

Remembering these simple points in life has helped me avoid numerous arguments with the better half.
(Tue 29th Dec 2009, 13:43, More)

» Easiest Job Ever

Sticker up's a wanker!
Back when I was a high pitched/deep gruff teenage soapdodger in sunny Scummerset, I got the gig to be the Railway Club's Skittles team Sticker Upper. For those of you not Cider addled or who don't have an Uncle Dad, Skittles is a pub "sport" similar to ten pin bowling, only with 9 pins and not strictly spherical balls (ooer). The job of the Sticker Upper is to stick the skittles back up after they've been knocked down. Easy!

The Railway club chaps would ply me with just enough booze to keep me on my feet and encourage me to help them out (cheat). Giving rolling pins a little nudge to knock down more for them or stop the other teams pins from rolling at all.. I'd also get to play regularly when they were a man short and sing humilating songs to the other team's Sticker Up that I'd otherwise be on the end of.

While every other team's Sticker Upper would be the bored sullen son of a player getting paid a couple of quid, I'd get a tenner, booze, fags and dinner.

Good honest nights work that. Ooo aaarrr
(Thu 9th Sep 2010, 13:49, More)

» That's me on TV!

November 2001
I live in Bristol and mayhaps done a few Raps in them there hiphop crews over the years..

I was asked if I could help out a friend working at Aardman animation. He was working on the later evening and lacking Wallace, Rex the Runt.

I did the voice for Wayne the Rapping Zebra! Only for the Rapping moment mind, Bobby Ball did all his speaking parts. Apparently, Bobby was too Gangsta when it came to throwing down the lyrics.

I chew up cows and I slaughter sheep
When I get on the Mic, I'm a send you to sleep

Never got to meet Cannon's little friend though.

WORD
(Tue 16th Jun 2009, 12:18, More)

» Impulse buys

EBad
Oh dear

Reading through these posts has sent me onto Ebay 5 crunking times already. .

Length? 6 page credit card bill

/pop
(Fri 22nd May 2009, 16:30, More)