» Mums

Too much information
The early nineties. Our household was the relaxed type where the dogs were allowed up on the beds. We had a beautiful big boy of a dog and as he'd never had his bits done (male solidarity - Dad wouldn't allow it) he was prone to getting a bit aroused and if you ever made the mistake of bending down to pick something up then he'd jump you from behind and hump away. My parents of course found this hilarious and took photographic documentation. Yeah, thanks for that. None of this quite compared to what happened one day to my poor mum. She was relaxing on her bed, reading a book, when the dog got a bit excited for some reason and started humping away...but on this occasion he was clearly more excited than ever before and err 'shot his load', with a bit of it hitting mother dearest in the face.
(Mon 15th Feb 2010, 16:26, More)