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CadaverForSale.com - How much is your cadaver worth?
56%Created by OnePlusYou - Free Dating Site
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repending Believers) | Very Low |
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» Grandparents
My grandma was in service as a cook housekeeper in the early 1900s
She cooked the last meal that Captain Scott had in England, before he sailed off to the South Pole for the last time. No wonder he decided to stay down there, she was a lousy cook when I knew her.
Except for roast spuds, they were ace.
(Fri 3rd Jun 2011, 7:23, More)
My grandma was in service as a cook housekeeper in the early 1900s
She cooked the last meal that Captain Scott had in England, before he sailed off to the South Pole for the last time. No wonder he decided to stay down there, she was a lousy cook when I knew her.
Except for roast spuds, they were ace.
(Fri 3rd Jun 2011, 7:23, More)
» Impulse buys
Cloudy again
I dont mean my piss either.
Since I was eight a wanted a telescope. A decent one. I could never really justify it though, living in London, and Luton is just as bad, with the orange glow stopping everything.
However, I succumbed last year and bought a precision, british made 140mm Maksukov. It's great. Unfortuatley It is a bit heavy on the tripod to lug around to decent sites easily. I also swear there has not been a decent clear night since I bought it. Yes, it's clear when I leave work, but there is allways a fecking great cloud over Luton when I get home.
I took it to Wales and it rained every night, which is not really a news item. I am taking it to Northumberland in June on hols. I am keeping my fingers crossed on that one.
I have slightly exagerated, whenever I am too drunk to use the scope properly, if I look out of the window, there are all the stars I could wish for, twinkling merrily and pouring scorn on my lack of commitment, bastards.
So there it is, the only dusted thing in my flat, taking up half the living room, and I love it to bits. Well worth waiting 42 years for I think.
PS. I move it to the side a bit when the Mistress Bartleby comes to stay. Even I am not that stupid.
(Thu 21st May 2009, 17:04, More)
Cloudy again
I dont mean my piss either.
Since I was eight a wanted a telescope. A decent one. I could never really justify it though, living in London, and Luton is just as bad, with the orange glow stopping everything.
However, I succumbed last year and bought a precision, british made 140mm Maksukov. It's great. Unfortuatley It is a bit heavy on the tripod to lug around to decent sites easily. I also swear there has not been a decent clear night since I bought it. Yes, it's clear when I leave work, but there is allways a fecking great cloud over Luton when I get home.
I took it to Wales and it rained every night, which is not really a news item. I am taking it to Northumberland in June on hols. I am keeping my fingers crossed on that one.
I have slightly exagerated, whenever I am too drunk to use the scope properly, if I look out of the window, there are all the stars I could wish for, twinkling merrily and pouring scorn on my lack of commitment, bastards.
So there it is, the only dusted thing in my flat, taking up half the living room, and I love it to bits. Well worth waiting 42 years for I think.
PS. I move it to the side a bit when the Mistress Bartleby comes to stay. Even I am not that stupid.
(Thu 21st May 2009, 17:04, More)
» Bizarre habits
Whenever I pick up a spoon from a table, I turn it on it's side and tap it a couple of times.
Caused by years of my elder siblings putting salt in the spoons once the table was set. Resulting in salty custard or rice or whatever. I'm not the only one to have picked up this habit, and if we are all in restaurant together, it sounds very strange.
I've tried to break the cycle, but without success.
(Thu 1st Jul 2010, 17:24, More)
Whenever I pick up a spoon from a table, I turn it on it's side and tap it a couple of times.
Caused by years of my elder siblings putting salt in the spoons once the table was set. Resulting in salty custard or rice or whatever. I'm not the only one to have picked up this habit, and if we are all in restaurant together, it sounds very strange.
I've tried to break the cycle, but without success.
(Thu 1st Jul 2010, 17:24, More)
» Lies that got out of control
Seeing as I am the ideal weight for my height,
it is unlikely that you porkies will catch up with me.
*may contain one or more lies*
(Thu 12th Aug 2010, 17:22, More)
Seeing as I am the ideal weight for my height,
it is unlikely that you porkies will catch up with me.
*may contain one or more lies*
(Thu 12th Aug 2010, 17:22, More)