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I'm from a horrible little place called camborne, in Cornwall. I'm training to be a teacher and other than that I'm quite boring!

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» Tramps

Tramps
The town I am from is a shithole.
It doesn't really suffer from tramps or begging just the usual old alcoholics from the New Connection Centre littering the town with empty cans of Special Brew.
However one year the pub I worked in seemed to have an influx of tramps popping in to use the toilet/have a wash/sleep etc. I didn't have a problem with this. My attitude was simple-I didn't get paid enough to care.
Here is a few that stand out-
* Father Christmas, a lovely old man that looked like Father Christmas,he appeared around the start of December(weirdly!). He was very well spoken and obviously well educated and used to sing 'slow boat to china' to me. Told me about his life and how he became homeless when his business went bust 20 years previously. Used to let him sleep in the corner, occasionally waking him up to give him a free coffee. After xmas he disappeared! But he was nice, clean and didn't drink!

*Skate boy-this guy was the opposite to F.Christmas. A horrible little twat to be honest. Blatantly on some sort of drug he was rude to the customers and stole anything that wasn't screwed down. Eventually got banned from the premises for pissing all over the toilet walls.

And finally vomit lady, one of the customers came to the bar saying that the female tramp who had just left the toilet had a slight accident. When I went to look it was like a horror movie. Slight accident my arse. There was fucking puke everywhere, on the doors, toilet, ceiling, window, sink, needless to say I had to clean it up. It smelt like shit and took about 2 hours to clear up.

Funnily enough after the last incident I found a job that paid better.
(Sun 5th Jul 2009, 20:33, More)

» Annoying words and phrases

Shame
I fell out with my mum the other day, her insistance at using the word 'shame' was driving me up the wall. After hearing the word 8 times in half an hour I told her that I was going to punch her hard if she said it again. She replaced it with 'bless'. Think it might be a Plymouth thing.
(Sun 11th Apr 2010, 0:27, More)