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I have a ukulele, and I'm not afraid to use it!

I winned a badge in Montypropps' TV Quiz

So I'm wearing it with pride. And a nice cardigan. And wellies.

Recent front page messages:

I'm bored.

(Wed 2nd Jul 2003, 23:40, More)

Phone racing

or Robot Wars?
(Fri 14th Mar 2003, 17:28, More)

Wheeeee!

Catch that lobster!
(Sat 1st Feb 2003, 10:44, More)

It's really

a student....
(with thanks to monkeyboyblue for the original)
(Mon 27th Jan 2003, 0:24, More)

Bugger,

Wrong turn.
(Mon 20th Jan 2003, 19:18, More)

Speedcore

Yoyo
(Fri 17th Jan 2003, 20:55, More)

Seasons Greetings

from the electricity board
Edit: My 1st Front page! Thankyou!
Best crimbo pressie ever!

(Wed 25th Dec 2002, 12:15, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Top Tips

Security Markers
are great for drawing big hairy cocks on banknotes so they show up when put under the UV forgery testing light.
(Sun 21st Sep 2008, 10:58, More)

» Pure Ignorance

Seasonal
Friend's Daughter, on seeing a lovely christmas tree in the corner of the room:
"That's not a real Christmas tree!"
Someone else: "Yes it is"
She: "No it's not - you've just been to the woods and chopped one down."

*slaps head, says 'Doh'*
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 16:37, More)

» Obscure Memorabilia

A Genuine "Rolf Harris Wobble Board"
autographed by the man himself, when he was filming "Rolf's Cartoon Club" in Bristol.
(Sat 6th Nov 2004, 10:22, More)