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» Have you ever paid for sex?
not me honest
My mate hates when i tell this story... lets refer to him as M. We were in amsterdam and he went in to see a hooker, a very pretty girl from birmingham,there had to be one (cat deeley exception). However having drunk quite a lot of strong dutch lager he decided he needed the toilet before doing the deed. the conversation went something like this..
M. have you got a toilet i can use?
Pro. No but for another 40 euros you can piss on me.
M. Looks in wallet.. looks at whore, looks in wallet again, MMM OK.
M. Deed done, as he walks out she's stood mopping the floor, so he turns round and says "call me".
Comes outside tells us all the story and adds, didn't think i had enough money to tell her i needed a shit!
(Mon 23rd Jan 2006, 20:55, More)
not me honest
My mate hates when i tell this story... lets refer to him as M. We were in amsterdam and he went in to see a hooker, a very pretty girl from birmingham,there had to be one (cat deeley exception). However having drunk quite a lot of strong dutch lager he decided he needed the toilet before doing the deed. the conversation went something like this..
M. have you got a toilet i can use?
Pro. No but for another 40 euros you can piss on me.
M. Looks in wallet.. looks at whore, looks in wallet again, MMM OK.
M. Deed done, as he walks out she's stood mopping the floor, so he turns round and says "call me".
Comes outside tells us all the story and adds, didn't think i had enough money to tell her i needed a shit!
(Mon 23rd Jan 2006, 20:55, More)
» Housemates from hell
smelly man
chris pennington, he could shower spray deodorant and in 5 minutes stink the houseout,seriously he must have had some bad genes or something.. However the worst thing he did wasn't to stink.. when we were packing up the houseat the end of term he had his computer left on in the lounge so I rummaged through it looking for porn. Well porn I found but not normal porn, oh no he had a thing for gunk.. lots of pictures of celebs been gunged on kids tv. To top this lust off though he'd joined some sort of fetish website and posted pictures of him pouring custard over his horrid naked body and dunking his fetid cock in in.. Of course I had to email these round everyone I knew, well I didn't have to, but he does still owe me £300 so I guess its justice..
(Tue 10th Apr 2007, 19:52, More)
smelly man
chris pennington, he could shower spray deodorant and in 5 minutes stink the houseout,seriously he must have had some bad genes or something.. However the worst thing he did wasn't to stink.. when we were packing up the houseat the end of term he had his computer left on in the lounge so I rummaged through it looking for porn. Well porn I found but not normal porn, oh no he had a thing for gunk.. lots of pictures of celebs been gunged on kids tv. To top this lust off though he'd joined some sort of fetish website and posted pictures of him pouring custard over his horrid naked body and dunking his fetid cock in in.. Of course I had to email these round everyone I knew, well I didn't have to, but he does still owe me £300 so I guess its justice..
(Tue 10th Apr 2007, 19:52, More)
» Secret Santa
used to work in woolies
I was 18 and slightly nieve, I was a trainee manager. Apart from my mate who I hired for saturday work the rest of the staff were women and one gay bloke. Therefore I got a constant barrage of teasing and sexual abuse from all, Secret santa comes round and one of the women managed to get my name, it turns out by swapping with the one who actually got it, she was 28 very nice, had been flirting heavily with me, and married to a local hardcase bouncer etc.. Xmas party in the staff room and she gives me my present in front of everyone. A pack of condoms. Oh how we all laughed that they could give me something so rude. Still I used them with her that weekend in the cellar of the pub while her husband was working on the door in the adjacent nightclub. I would say I'm sorry but it turns out he'd been knocking her about a bit and she left him shortly afterwards.
(Tue 19th Dec 2006, 14:40, More)
used to work in woolies
I was 18 and slightly nieve, I was a trainee manager. Apart from my mate who I hired for saturday work the rest of the staff were women and one gay bloke. Therefore I got a constant barrage of teasing and sexual abuse from all, Secret santa comes round and one of the women managed to get my name, it turns out by swapping with the one who actually got it, she was 28 very nice, had been flirting heavily with me, and married to a local hardcase bouncer etc.. Xmas party in the staff room and she gives me my present in front of everyone. A pack of condoms. Oh how we all laughed that they could give me something so rude. Still I used them with her that weekend in the cellar of the pub while her husband was working on the door in the adjacent nightclub. I would say I'm sorry but it turns out he'd been knocking her about a bit and she left him shortly afterwards.
(Tue 19th Dec 2006, 14:40, More)
» Walkman Flashbacks
Ice cream vans
Every time I hear the ice cream van it reminds me of my first 99. i also love TV jingles..
(Thu 24th Mar 2005, 11:02, More)
Ice cream vans
Every time I hear the ice cream van it reminds me of my first 99. i also love TV jingles..
(Thu 24th Mar 2005, 11:02, More)