» The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis

so there was me, 15
and just admiring my length, in the bathroom. As you do.

Well fuck, who wouldn't have admired it? I mean, I had hair for crying out loud! Surely this was cooler then sliced bread.

I had to tell someone. I must have been the *only* person sprouting hair at my age! Never mind that Whacko Jacko was feeling up all the kiddies - I was safe from now on! I mean, I had hair!

So I call my mate over when the folks aren't round. Lets call him Mark for that was his name.

"Check this out!" I say, and flop my admirable length out and let him bask in the hairiness of my shlong.

To my utter embarrassment, Mark laughed. What the fuck? thinks I, what is going on?
Then to my eternal shame, he pulled his pants all the way off and showed me his far hairier and larger length.

Then we both realised we were standing alone, in the kitchen, with our dicks out and staring at each other. Hurriedly we both tucked ourselves away and never spoke of it again. Until Now.

Mark - if you're out there - I (now) have a bigger penis then you!
(Sat 14th Mar 2009, 23:43, More)