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Oh, it should be reasonably obvious who I am.
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» Old stuff I still know
Dial-up PTSD
I used to do intarweb dial-up tech support. I can still hear a modem connection and tell from it precisely what's wrong with your phone line. After I stop curling up under the desk and sobbing uncontrollably. INCOMING!!!
(Sat 2nd Jul 2011, 16:07, More)
Dial-up PTSD
I used to do intarweb dial-up tech support. I can still hear a modem connection and tell from it precisely what's wrong with your phone line. After I stop curling up under the desk and sobbing uncontrollably. INCOMING!!!
(Sat 2nd Jul 2011, 16:07, More)
» Sexual fetishes
Feeding others' perversions
I had a girlfriend who had a thing about (a) goths (b) men in suits (c) shaving. Yes, a shaving fetish.
Every morning as I was getting ready for work, she'd sit on the toilet at the end of the bathtub, watching me shave in the shower and making appreciative noises. Then I'd get the suit on for work.
Worked for us!
Mine? Hot goth chicks. So I was doing all right there.
(Sun 25th Oct 2009, 14:04, More)
Feeding others' perversions
I had a girlfriend who had a thing about (a) goths (b) men in suits (c) shaving. Yes, a shaving fetish.
Every morning as I was getting ready for work, she'd sit on the toilet at the end of the bathtub, watching me shave in the shower and making appreciative noises. Then I'd get the suit on for work.
Worked for us!
Mine? Hot goth chicks. So I was doing all right there.
(Sun 25th Oct 2009, 14:04, More)
» Celebrities part II
Celebrities are normal people
My experience of celebrities used to be being a music journalist. Musicians are pretty much all the same: their ego is in their work, ask questions that showed you actually listened to the music and they'll eat it up and respond in fantastic detail. Bless.
My current experience of celebrities is apologising about how their Wikipedia entry is a bit shit and telling them how to complain (tell your pet celebs: a note to [email protected] will get someone with a brain looking it over and deleting the unsourced bits). Not the most groupie-friendly environment.
Closest I've come to shagging a celeb is shagging Internet journalists. This is not much of a second-hand claim to fame.
I once had someone go all fanboy on me because he'd read my Usenet posts and thought I was cool. What the shit.
(Fri 9th Oct 2009, 21:02, More)
Celebrities are normal people
My experience of celebrities used to be being a music journalist. Musicians are pretty much all the same: their ego is in their work, ask questions that showed you actually listened to the music and they'll eat it up and respond in fantastic detail. Bless.
My current experience of celebrities is apologising about how their Wikipedia entry is a bit shit and telling them how to complain (tell your pet celebs: a note to [email protected] will get someone with a brain looking it over and deleting the unsourced bits). Not the most groupie-friendly environment.
Closest I've come to shagging a celeb is shagging Internet journalists. This is not much of a second-hand claim to fame.
I once had someone go all fanboy on me because he'd read my Usenet posts and thought I was cool. What the shit.
(Fri 9th Oct 2009, 21:02, More)