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» Best Comebacks
A few days ago I dropped a plate, millions of pieces of glass on the floor. My reply:
"You win again Newton!"
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 6:54, More)
A few days ago I dropped a plate, millions of pieces of glass on the floor. My reply:
"You win again Newton!"
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 6:54, More)
» Top Tips
How to boil eggs in under a minute!
To make a hard-boiled egg in a microwave:
- Break the egg into a bowl (be sure to break the yolk as well).
- Cover the bowl with some cling film and make a few holes in it.
- Now put the bowl in the microwave for about 40 seconds at 800 watts, then scoop your hard-boiled egg out with a spoon.
- Enjoy your hard-boiled egg.
Remember: putting eggs in a microwave with their shells on will make them explode. Which may sound like fun, but cleaning the eggy gunk from your microwave isn't really that much fun, so always do try at your friend's house.
(Fri 15th Jun 2007, 17:31, More)
How to boil eggs in under a minute!
To make a hard-boiled egg in a microwave:
- Break the egg into a bowl (be sure to break the yolk as well).
- Cover the bowl with some cling film and make a few holes in it.
- Now put the bowl in the microwave for about 40 seconds at 800 watts, then scoop your hard-boiled egg out with a spoon.
- Enjoy your hard-boiled egg.
Remember: putting eggs in a microwave with their shells on will make them explode. Which may sound like fun, but cleaning the eggy gunk from your microwave isn't really that much fun, so always do try at your friend's house.
(Fri 15th Jun 2007, 17:31, More)
» Shit Stories
I thought I was dying...
I'm not a person that eats a lot of spicy food. But, one day I went to this Surinamese resaurant and had some chicken with potato's and strange vegetables. The food was very spicy and the chicken wasn't cooked long enough. That night I woke up around 2 AM and had to shite like hell. So I took a dump and went back to bed, but less than five minutes later I just had to go again and again and again and again etc. etc. (While my bowels were hurting more and more by every time a teeny bit of poo got out.) After one hour on the toilet I rushed to get a book for a little distraction. The pain just got more and more intense and after another hour of agony I just couldn't read my book anymore and started hurting myself in other places to stop feeling the pain in my bowels.
Finally around 5:30 AM the piece of crap made out of spices and raw chicken got out and the pain was finally gone.
I have seen all 30 feet of bowel content go by in about 3 1/2 hours. I've broken my arm once, but this was much much worse.
You guess where I'll never eat again...
(Thu 6th May 2004, 10:28, More)
I thought I was dying...
I'm not a person that eats a lot of spicy food. But, one day I went to this Surinamese resaurant and had some chicken with potato's and strange vegetables. The food was very spicy and the chicken wasn't cooked long enough. That night I woke up around 2 AM and had to shite like hell. So I took a dump and went back to bed, but less than five minutes later I just had to go again and again and again and again etc. etc. (While my bowels were hurting more and more by every time a teeny bit of poo got out.) After one hour on the toilet I rushed to get a book for a little distraction. The pain just got more and more intense and after another hour of agony I just couldn't read my book anymore and started hurting myself in other places to stop feeling the pain in my bowels.
Finally around 5:30 AM the piece of crap made out of spices and raw chicken got out and the pain was finally gone.
I have seen all 30 feet of bowel content go by in about 3 1/2 hours. I've broken my arm once, but this was much much worse.
You guess where I'll never eat again...
(Thu 6th May 2004, 10:28, More)
» Foot in Mouth Syndrome
Wrong place, wrong time...
I was in school telling this joke I stole from a movie: "If you're not good at anything you become a teacher, if you're not good at that you become a PE teacher."
I told it to this girl I kinda have a crush on who's from a family of teachers and wants to be a PE teacher herself.
Ouch... Especially ouch because she TOLD me she wanted to be a PE teacher earlier on in the conversation.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 9:30, More)
Wrong place, wrong time...
I was in school telling this joke I stole from a movie: "If you're not good at anything you become a teacher, if you're not good at that you become a PE teacher."
I told it to this girl I kinda have a crush on who's from a family of teachers and wants to be a PE teacher herself.
Ouch... Especially ouch because she TOLD me she wanted to be a PE teacher earlier on in the conversation.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 9:30, More)