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» Best Comebacks
A few days ago I dropped a plate, millions of pieces of glass on the floor. My reply:
"You win again Newton!"
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 6:54, More)
A few days ago I dropped a plate, millions of pieces of glass on the floor. My reply:
"You win again Newton!"
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 6:54, More)
» Weird Rituals
I have this weird ritual...
Every night before I go to bed, I ask my invisible friend to bring me joy, or money, or a car.
Then, on Sunday, I go to a big building with all my friends and we ask our invisible friend (on his day off) for more stuff and other stupid things.
It doesn't really work, though. I think it's because he's too busy giving people cancer and starving black people.
(Fri 16th Dec 2011, 23:33, More)
I have this weird ritual...
Every night before I go to bed, I ask my invisible friend to bring me joy, or money, or a car.
Then, on Sunday, I go to a big building with all my friends and we ask our invisible friend (on his day off) for more stuff and other stupid things.
It doesn't really work, though. I think it's because he's too busy giving people cancer and starving black people.
(Fri 16th Dec 2011, 23:33, More)
» Shit Claims to Fame II
I saw someone famous on TV once.
Can't remember the name, though.
(Fri 21st Sep 2012, 16:44, More)
I saw someone famous on TV once.
Can't remember the name, though.
(Fri 21st Sep 2012, 16:44, More)
» Shit Stories
I thought I was dying...
I'm not a person that eats a lot of spicy food. But, one day I went to this Surinamese resaurant and had some chicken with potato's and strange vegetables. The food was very spicy and the chicken wasn't cooked long enough. That night I woke up around 2 AM and had to shite like hell. So I took a dump and went back to bed, but less than five minutes later I just had to go again and again and again and again etc. etc. (While my bowels were hurting more and more by every time a teeny bit of poo got out.) After one hour on the toilet I rushed to get a book for a little distraction. The pain just got more and more intense and after another hour of agony I just couldn't read my book anymore and started hurting myself in other places to stop feeling the pain in my bowels.
Finally around 5:30 AM the piece of crap made out of spices and raw chicken got out and the pain was finally gone.
I have seen all 30 feet of bowel content go by in about 3 1/2 hours. I've broken my arm once, but this was much much worse.
You guess where I'll never eat again...
(Thu 6th May 2004, 10:28, More)
I thought I was dying...
I'm not a person that eats a lot of spicy food. But, one day I went to this Surinamese resaurant and had some chicken with potato's and strange vegetables. The food was very spicy and the chicken wasn't cooked long enough. That night I woke up around 2 AM and had to shite like hell. So I took a dump and went back to bed, but less than five minutes later I just had to go again and again and again and again etc. etc. (While my bowels were hurting more and more by every time a teeny bit of poo got out.) After one hour on the toilet I rushed to get a book for a little distraction. The pain just got more and more intense and after another hour of agony I just couldn't read my book anymore and started hurting myself in other places to stop feeling the pain in my bowels.
Finally around 5:30 AM the piece of crap made out of spices and raw chicken got out and the pain was finally gone.
I have seen all 30 feet of bowel content go by in about 3 1/2 hours. I've broken my arm once, but this was much much worse.
You guess where I'll never eat again...
(Thu 6th May 2004, 10:28, More)