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» Embarrassing Injuries
my best mate once
accidentally stamped on my eye in the middle of an english lesson.
complete accident honest. quite funny actually.
walked into medical room
'yeh so my eyes bleeding;
'how did that happen'
'foot in eye'
'so you were kicked?'
'no stamped on'
(Sun 5th Sep 2004, 18:50, More)
my best mate once
accidentally stamped on my eye in the middle of an english lesson.
complete accident honest. quite funny actually.
walked into medical room
'yeh so my eyes bleeding;
'how did that happen'
'foot in eye'
'so you were kicked?'
'no stamped on'
(Sun 5th Sep 2004, 18:50, More)
» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make
fudge
but not your average bar of fudge, oh no this special fudge has a memory.
memofudge
like a solor powered dictophone but filled with all that fudgey goodness your memos yern for.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
with all the (chocolate) buttons youd need, play, pause, record, stop, implode, hide, expand wings, spout legs and run for it.
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 15:02, More)
fudge
but not your average bar of fudge, oh no this special fudge has a memory.
memofudge
like a solor powered dictophone but filled with all that fudgey goodness your memos yern for.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
with all the (chocolate) buttons youd need, play, pause, record, stop, implode, hide, expand wings, spout legs and run for it.
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 15:02, More)
» Essential Items
not sure why
For the last three years i have had a used ticket to phantasia land in germany in my wallet, not sure why.
For about a year I also carried a budgies feather inside my mobile (under the case)
(Fri 28th Oct 2005, 15:39, More)
not sure why
For the last three years i have had a used ticket to phantasia land in germany in my wallet, not sure why.
For about a year I also carried a budgies feather inside my mobile (under the case)
(Fri 28th Oct 2005, 15:39, More)
» Crappy Prizes
bastard awards
My school gives out awards at the end of each term for those who have a particualr ability in each subject. fair enough. They also give out the most pointless award ever created '100% attendance' (for that term). I haven't been ill for five years and so I haven't been off school since I joined, and I'm bloody sick of these pointless things. they really have no meaning at all when you have 12 of them, or would have except for the fact that I burned them all! when given my 12th I actually told the deputy head, in front of my whole year, to never give me another, I have to many and I just burn them. he laughed.
This year they decided that those who have 100% attendance over the whole year (me included) deserved more than a crappy certificate. i revieved an envelope. in the envelope was a piece of paper. on the paper was written:
"I.O.U one book voucher". ffs
(Fri 5th Aug 2005, 11:56, More)
bastard awards
My school gives out awards at the end of each term for those who have a particualr ability in each subject. fair enough. They also give out the most pointless award ever created '100% attendance' (for that term). I haven't been ill for five years and so I haven't been off school since I joined, and I'm bloody sick of these pointless things. they really have no meaning at all when you have 12 of them, or would have except for the fact that I burned them all! when given my 12th I actually told the deputy head, in front of my whole year, to never give me another, I have to many and I just burn them. he laughed.
This year they decided that those who have 100% attendance over the whole year (me included) deserved more than a crappy certificate. i revieved an envelope. in the envelope was a piece of paper. on the paper was written:
"I.O.U one book voucher". ffs
(Fri 5th Aug 2005, 11:56, More)
» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make
my first acme-cuss-o-matic
insult generator in a humourous voice - possibly german
press the comically overlarge red button to spew out random obcenities to friend and foe alike
death threats not included
nor are the batteries
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 14:50, More)
my first acme-cuss-o-matic
insult generator in a humourous voice - possibly german
press the comically overlarge red button to spew out random obcenities to friend and foe alike
death threats not included
nor are the batteries
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 14:50, More)