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Puddle
In the 2nd year of junior school (or year 7 for all you young 'uns) we had a teacher who seemed to have pursued a career in education not because she liked teaching but more because she found it highly amusing to shout at young children and make them cry.
One morning we had to hand in a project on something inane (probably my favourite animal or similar)and a lad called Chris stood up to tell the teacher he had left his at home. Much shouting ensued at the end of which Chirs was a little upset and started crying. When the teacher asked what the hell was the matter he uttered the immortal line "I think I wet myself"
The puddle under his desk confirmed it.
Length - he was only 8 so it was still growing
(Fri 14th Aug 2009, 13:57, More)
Puddle
In the 2nd year of junior school (or year 7 for all you young 'uns) we had a teacher who seemed to have pursued a career in education not because she liked teaching but more because she found it highly amusing to shout at young children and make them cry.
One morning we had to hand in a project on something inane (probably my favourite animal or similar)and a lad called Chris stood up to tell the teacher he had left his at home. Much shouting ensued at the end of which Chirs was a little upset and started crying. When the teacher asked what the hell was the matter he uttered the immortal line "I think I wet myself"
The puddle under his desk confirmed it.
Length - he was only 8 so it was still growing
(Fri 14th Aug 2009, 13:57, More)