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Name: Dave
Age: Holy fuck I've hit fifty...
Lives: London
Months lurked on B3ta before posting: many
Understanding of memes, themes, flame-worthy crimes& cats:3%
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» Amazing Projects
I was particularly proud of the hill climb part of the track...
(Thu 17th Nov 2011, 21:04, More)
I was particularly proud of the hill climb part of the track...
(Thu 17th Nov 2011, 21:04, More)
» The best thing I've built
Pearoast:
There were even little LED lights in the tunnels...
(Thu 11th Oct 2012, 21:57, More)
Pearoast:
There were even little LED lights in the tunnels...
(Thu 11th Oct 2012, 21:57, More)
» The Soundtrack of your Life
Can't Stand The Rezillos
So there the three of us were at some godforsaken student union bar in North London pissed up on warm pints of Brown Ale watching The Adverts for some reason. My mate Jule was a big fan, as I was, but our other mate Elvis (named for his thick black NHS glasses) didn't know them so well.
A few days earlier I'd recorded a C60 with the "Crossing The Red Sea" album so he'd know the band before we saw them; there was enough space at the end to stick a couple of singles on, including "Take Me I'm Yours" by Squeeze.
I can still see it now; a crowd of punks leaping around yelling for their favourite Adverts song; "Play One Chord Wonders yer bastards", "Come on, lets have Bomsite Boy" etc etc, and in the middle of this gobbing maelstrom is my mate jumping up and down yelling "Take Me, I'm Yours"...
I still have trouble with bladder control when I think about it.
(Sun 31st Jan 2010, 23:14, More)
Can't Stand The Rezillos
So there the three of us were at some godforsaken student union bar in North London pissed up on warm pints of Brown Ale watching The Adverts for some reason. My mate Jule was a big fan, as I was, but our other mate Elvis (named for his thick black NHS glasses) didn't know them so well.
A few days earlier I'd recorded a C60 with the "Crossing The Red Sea" album so he'd know the band before we saw them; there was enough space at the end to stick a couple of singles on, including "Take Me I'm Yours" by Squeeze.
I can still see it now; a crowd of punks leaping around yelling for their favourite Adverts song; "Play One Chord Wonders yer bastards", "Come on, lets have Bomsite Boy" etc etc, and in the middle of this gobbing maelstrom is my mate jumping up and down yelling "Take Me, I'm Yours"...
I still have trouble with bladder control when I think about it.
(Sun 31st Jan 2010, 23:14, More)
» Devastating Put-Downs
Bit medical but there you go...
By way of background, my anaesthetist Chris does another list with a cardiothoracic surgeon who can get a bit stressed when it's all getting a bit bloody. One of the tactics is to artificially lower the blood pressure to allow the blood clot around the stiches at the end of the grafts to stabilise. Another would be to do a decent job of sewing them on in the first place.
Surgeon to Chris: "for fuck's sake, can't you do anything about this fucking bleeding?"
Chris:"Well, I could, but who'd keep him asleep while I scrubbed up?"
(Mon 28th Nov 2011, 21:23, More)
Bit medical but there you go...
By way of background, my anaesthetist Chris does another list with a cardiothoracic surgeon who can get a bit stressed when it's all getting a bit bloody. One of the tactics is to artificially lower the blood pressure to allow the blood clot around the stiches at the end of the grafts to stabilise. Another would be to do a decent job of sewing them on in the first place.
Surgeon to Chris: "for fuck's sake, can't you do anything about this fucking bleeding?"
Chris:"Well, I could, but who'd keep him asleep while I scrubbed up?"
(Mon 28th Nov 2011, 21:23, More)
» The Emergency Services
I was once talking to a gynaecologist who had a terrible stutter trying to describe an incomplete uterine prolapse.
He kept going on about "the emergent c-cervix"
(Tue 21st May 2013, 19:30, More)
I was once talking to a gynaecologist who had a terrible stutter trying to describe an incomplete uterine prolapse.
He kept going on about "the emergent c-cervix"
(Tue 21st May 2013, 19:30, More)