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I done make videos.
http://www.youtube.com/user/nrcmonkey

I also have a series of HIGHLY APPROPRIATE kids books begging to be published.

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» Best and worst TV ads

OUTRAGEOUS
Any advert that claims its subject matter is 'The most OUTRAGEOUS x since y'.
In short, any advert for any teen comedy in the past 11 years.

If they're so outrageous, why did they get slapped with a simple 15 age rating and pass through without the censors batting an eye?
Go back less then half a century and public outrage meant mass burnings of the offending item and anything related or the government banning said item.
Now it means "dick jokes and titties".

Plus, those films are never funny either.
(Tue 20th Apr 2010, 20:41, More)

» Cars

Riding in the boot,
Is not fun, especially at night.
It might sound cool to pretend to be one of the unluckier characters in Goodfellas, but it isn't.
It's dark, cramped, disorientating (that might be because I'd been drinking though) and there could well be an African face carving bouncing about and hitting you in the face whenever the car does anything.

Also, your friends might be think it's hilarious to do a speed tour of every roundabout in Swindon (Magic's included).
(Thu 22nd Apr 2010, 14:28, More)