» My First Experience of the Internet

When I first got the internet
I was only about 14 and living with my folks. My brother ran up a huge phone bill due to exessive use of phonesex with online cam girls.

He blamed it on me saying it was my downloads on napster that caused it. My folks beleived him and took my paper round money off me for a month
(Wed 28th Mar 2012, 19:44, More)

» The Great Outdoors

I go caravaning a lot
When I would go as a kid, me, my brother and sister would have to sleep side by side in sleeping bags and my other sister would sleep in the bunk bed.

Anyway, a long story short, my little sister pissed the bed and the bunk bed was made of canvas so the piss fell right through onto me, my brother and other sisters heads
(Sat 31st Mar 2012, 20:46, More)