» Inappropriate crushes

I used to fancy
my vicar, back in the days we went to church. He was round our house for tea one day when I was about 7. I thought it would be a good idea to get my magna doodle out and write him a message... I drew a rose and wrote 'I love you' and then showed him it. My parents were mortified, but I think he found it charming.
(Thu 28th Sep 2006, 12:25, More)

» Little things that turn you on

oooh
the way men's veins pop out of their arms
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 9:47, More)

» Old People Talk Bollocks

me old nan
Bless her, she was Irish... Ronan Keating was 'Rowan Keegan' and duvet was pronounced with the 't'. lol.
(Thu 11th Mar 2004, 14:13, More)

» Irrational Fears

Helen Daniels
Quite a few years ago, when i was pretty small, there was a character in 'Neighbours' called Helen Daniels (if i remember correctly). Helen was an old woman who loved to paint. At one point she developed a shakey hand which terrified me, and i think she fell off a ladder as well. So every time Helen came on screen I would run out of the room and refuse to come back in until she was gone... if that aint irrational i dont know what is...
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 17:01, More)

» Pure Ignorance

my idiotic friend
"Lionel Blair? Isn't he the president of the USA?"

there's another...
(during the world cup a few years back)
me- "Rio scored!"
mate- "dur, it wasn't Rio, it was FERDINAND!"
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 18:39, More)