Profile for Not Pineapple anymore:
none
Recent front page messages:
Best answers to questions:
- a member for 7 years, 10 months and 0 days
- has posted 757 messages on the main board
- (of which 8 have appeared on the front page)
- has posted 14 messages on the talk board
- has posted 0 messages on the links board
- has posted 4 stories and 0 replies on question of the week
- They liked 5 pictures, 0 links, 0 talk posts, and 2 qotw answers.
- Ignore this user
- Add this user as a friend
- send me a message
none
Recent front page messages:
I re-did swearing graffiti cat today.
Now with added paw-smeariness.
(Fri 1st Aug 2003, 19:16, More)
Now with added paw-smeariness.
(Fri 1st Aug 2003, 19:16, More)
Cutbacks force rethink of Queen Mothers state procession
Now where did I leave that coat?
(Mon 8th Apr 2002, 17:47, More)
Now where did I leave that coat?
(Mon 8th Apr 2002, 17:47, More)
Suddenly
Without any warning furtive spoils Pineapples latest attempt at front page
glory by running into the middle of the fantastically funny GIF he was working on . . .
(Wed 27th Feb 2002, 11:34, More)
Without any warning furtive spoils Pineapples latest attempt at front page
glory by running into the middle of the fantastically funny GIF he was working on . . .
(Wed 27th Feb 2002, 11:34, More)
Best answers to questions:
» IT Support
.
Secretary calls me over. "This is wierd, watch this"
Sits quietly for 5 minutes, her screen goes blank.
"See, it switches off! But I've worked out how to switch it on again".
Thumps her desk, really hard. Computer magically switches on.
I suspect it might just be that when she thumps desk, her mouse moves. I didn't tell her though, it was quite funny to see her whack the desk 6 times per day, and it also annoyed everybody sitting around her as a bonus.
(Sat 26th Sep 2009, 9:17, More)
.
Secretary calls me over. "This is wierd, watch this"
Sits quietly for 5 minutes, her screen goes blank.
"See, it switches off! But I've worked out how to switch it on again".
Thumps her desk, really hard. Computer magically switches on.
I suspect it might just be that when she thumps desk, her mouse moves. I didn't tell her though, it was quite funny to see her whack the desk 6 times per day, and it also annoyed everybody sitting around her as a bonus.
(Sat 26th Sep 2009, 9:17, More)
» Crazy Relatives
my wifes family are nuts
She has 7 sisters and 3 brothers. Tradition over here (Brazil) is that the last child is named after the mother or father, depending on sex.
The answer to the obvious question is 'they don't'. Hence there are 4 Marias and 2 Edwards amongst them.
Typical example of nuttiness - her brother (Edward, just in case you wondered) one day announced that god had told him he should build a house on the roof of the house belonging to the preacher at his church. He even went as far as to have 15 tons of brick delivered, at which point the preacher told him to fuck off.
(Mon 9th Jul 2007, 23:36, More)
my wifes family are nuts
She has 7 sisters and 3 brothers. Tradition over here (Brazil) is that the last child is named after the mother or father, depending on sex.
The answer to the obvious question is 'they don't'. Hence there are 4 Marias and 2 Edwards amongst them.
Typical example of nuttiness - her brother (Edward, just in case you wondered) one day announced that god had told him he should build a house on the roof of the house belonging to the preacher at his church. He even went as far as to have 15 tons of brick delivered, at which point the preacher told him to fuck off.
(Mon 9th Jul 2007, 23:36, More)
» Your first cigarette
Kinda wierd, but when I was 11
me, my brother and a couple of mates clubbed together and got like 75p together to buy a packet of bangers to harass the population of the town we lived in.
Not unsurprisingly, the bloke in the shop we went to declined to sell these to a bunch of 11 and 12 year old kids.
Suprisingly however, in a moment of enterprise I asked the bloke to sell us 10 B&H instead, to which he readily agreed.
Voila. 2.5 bensons later I was yakking my ring up and never looked back. Haven't really ever stopped smoking since.
(Wed 19th Mar 2008, 19:10, More)
Kinda wierd, but when I was 11
me, my brother and a couple of mates clubbed together and got like 75p together to buy a packet of bangers to harass the population of the town we lived in.
Not unsurprisingly, the bloke in the shop we went to declined to sell these to a bunch of 11 and 12 year old kids.
Suprisingly however, in a moment of enterprise I asked the bloke to sell us 10 B&H instead, to which he readily agreed.
Voila. 2.5 bensons later I was yakking my ring up and never looked back. Haven't really ever stopped smoking since.
(Wed 19th Mar 2008, 19:10, More)