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Hullo there. My real name is Dave Lee and I live in Newcastle (UK). I posted a fair few pics between 2002-5, but I'm not on here much these days - just to check out the front page.

To contact me, you can find me on facebook.

There are loads of my pictures on my website HowStrange.com.



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(Sat 8th Dec 2007, 10:40, More)

Go ahead punk...

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(Fri 2nd Dec 2005, 12:02, More)

That's dinner sorted...

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(Fri 25th Nov 2005, 13:08, More)

New footage of that Beckham penalty

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(As seen on ITV's This Morning, Sky News, Newsnight, C4, The Guardian, Star, Mail, and Radio Scotland.
Apologies to those who couldn't find it on my site earlier, but nobody told me it was going to be name-checked on TV & radio.)
(Thu 24th Jun 2004, 23:24, More)

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(Wed 9th Jun 2004, 20:32, More)

Now he just had to invent fire.

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(Sun 9th May 2004, 16:07, More)

Easter isn't Easter without a trip to Ikea

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(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 16:48, More)

When scientists get the munchies

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(Mon 26th Jan 2004, 14:13, More)

Happy Xmas b3ta!

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I'm going to be away until mid January, so have a fantastic xmas & NY!
(Fri 19th Dec 2003, 17:24, More)

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(Wed 5th Nov 2003, 17:37, More)

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(Wed 5th Nov 2003, 12:36, More)

It's not easy being a Chameleon in Piccadilly Circus

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Blimey, 150.
(Tue 4th Nov 2003, 9:33, More)

Who needs George Foreman?

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(Fri 31st Oct 2003, 9:09, More)

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(Fri 24th Oct 2003, 21:49, More)

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(Sat 18th Oct 2003, 13:28, More)

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(Fri 17th Oct 2003, 17:13, More)

Morning

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(Fri 17th Oct 2003, 9:52, More)

Right, where's screw A3?

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(Thu 16th Oct 2003, 17:21, More)

Why can't I be Mr.Blue?

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(Thu 16th Oct 2003, 11:39, More)

Curiosity killed the cat - part 6

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(Wed 15th Oct 2003, 12:11, More)

Bonza

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(Tue 14th Oct 2003, 17:22, More)

spoiler

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(Mon 13th Oct 2003, 12:03, More)

Che Guevara Dance Dance Revolutionary

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(Mon 13th Oct 2003, 11:06, More)

Wardrobe

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(Thu 9th Oct 2003, 20:13, More)

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(Thu 9th Oct 2003, 13:16, More)

I knew Cherie reminded me of someone

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A bit rushed. Might redo it properly some time.
(Thu 2nd Oct 2003, 17:37, More)

Reminds me of when I moved to London

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(Wed 10th Sep 2003, 13:32, More)

Nigerian fortune cookie

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(Wed 13th Aug 2003, 15:07, More)

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(Sat 9th Aug 2003, 12:52, More)

Yes, Luke... I'm a goth

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(Sat 9th Aug 2003, 2:39, More)

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(The idea is that men leave it down, and women leave it up)
(Fri 8th Aug 2003, 20:21, More)

A perfect home

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(Fri 1st Aug 2003, 11:39, More)

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(Wed 30th Jul 2003, 10:51, More)

I see dred people

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Cheers to fnord for the caption.
(Fri 25th Jul 2003, 17:52, More)

How rude

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On a similar theme:
Cock off.
Wank off.
(Wed 23rd Jul 2003, 15:02, More)

err?

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(Mon 21st Jul 2003, 23:28, More)

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(Mon 21st Jul 2003, 21:49, More)

From maker of 'Magic Tree'...

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(Thu 17th Jul 2003, 14:00, More)

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(Thu 17th Jul 2003, 9:13, More)

I think they're using the same ad agency as Benetton

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Apologies. It is a bit sick.
(Wed 16th Jul 2003, 11:46, More)

Mornin'

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(Wed 16th Jul 2003, 8:57, More)

Mornin'

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(Mon 14th Jul 2003, 9:07, More)

Morning has broken

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(Fri 11th Jul 2003, 9:51, More)

The battery life is rubbish,
but you should hear the ringtones!


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(Wed 9th Jul 2003, 18:13, More)

Well... I'm waiting...

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(Sat 7th Jun 2003, 20:40, More)

Curiosity killed the cat (part 5)

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(Fri 6th Jun 2003, 10:53, More)

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(Mon 2nd Jun 2003, 12:49, More)

Hi honey... I'm home

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(Sun 1st Jun 2003, 2:33, More)

Some like it 9 days old...

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(Fri 30th May 2003, 16:23, More)

I like 'em nice and crispy

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(Fri 30th May 2003, 13:22, More)

Mickey was rumbled

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(Thu 29th May 2003, 11:41, More)

BAD DOMO!

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(Wed 28th May 2003, 12:59, More)

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(Wed 28th May 2003, 1:28, More)

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Reworking of previous kitten death animation here.
(Mon 26th May 2003, 21:43, More)

That's the worst case of myxomatosis I've ever seen

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(Fri 23rd May 2003, 12:59, More)

Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side!

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(Wed 14th May 2003, 12:00, More)

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(Thu 8th May 2003, 16:23, More)

first time

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(Thu 8th May 2003, 11:41, More)

Bank Holiday

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(Tue 6th May 2003, 18:12, More)

Yarrrr!

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Other Yodas:
Touch ball... hmmm? To me, two shots.
Mr. Whippy, mine... hmmm
Wrong pocket... hmmm.

The nice big source image is here.
(Mon 5th May 2003, 15:22, More)

Shot entirely in blue screen

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(Fri 2nd May 2003, 13:25, More)

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WOO! That's my 100th front page.
Can I go now?
(Fri 25th Apr 2003, 16:56, More)

Just got the new Ickea catalogue,
and it's a bit scary.

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No idea where I was going with this one.
(Thu 24th Apr 2003, 16:37, More)

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(Mon 14th Apr 2003, 13:34, More)

He's a sensitive little fella

(Sun 13th Apr 2003, 11:34, More)

bugger

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(Mon 7th Apr 2003, 17:03, More)

eeek

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(Mon 10th Mar 2003, 9:33, More)

It's not over until...

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(Sat 8th Mar 2003, 16:25, More)

It'll be nice when it's finished

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(Wed 5th Mar 2003, 16:26, More)

Bob was happy with his new specs

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(Tue 4th Mar 2003, 17:08, More)

An American Werewolf in London

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(Mon 3rd Mar 2003, 23:42, More)

Evening! I'm rather drunk.

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Sorry about the hoooj size (200K).
(Fri 28th Feb 2003, 22:54, More)

After spending an hour looking for the X-Wing,
Yoda regretted not cleaning his swamp more often.

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Sorry about the size (200K). It is as small as I could get it.
(Fri 21st Feb 2003, 11:45, More)

Walkies

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(Tue 11th Feb 2003, 21:04, More)

Why you find them in your soup...

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(Wed 5th Feb 2003, 20:40, More)

Waiter!

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(Wed 5th Feb 2003, 16:13, More)

Drone bee

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(Tue 4th Feb 2003, 14:36, More)

Scaredy cat

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Here's another kitten animation from the weekend.
(Mon 3rd Feb 2003, 14:19, More)

It took me ages to train him, but it was worth it.

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(Sat 1st Feb 2003, 18:23, More)

This one's bad

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(Fri 31st Jan 2003, 13:34, More)

Oh shit! Lemmings!

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(Mon 27th Jan 2003, 19:17, More)

Suddenly, Gavin's Powerpoint presentation went tits-up

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(Thu 23rd Jan 2003, 17:46, More)

Well, at least one came out alright

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I've just set up a cafepress shop of my stuff at http://www.cafeshops.com/howstrange.
(Thu 23rd Jan 2003, 14:10, More)

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(Mon 20th Jan 2003, 19:25, More)

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(Fri 17th Jan 2003, 11:43, More)

Helen was finding the gym membership a waste of money

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(Mon 13th Jan 2003, 13:20, More)

ohhhh... bollocks!

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(Thu 26th Dec 2002, 20:17, More)

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(Sun 22nd Dec 2002, 17:13, More)

These modern photocopiers are great

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(Wed 18th Dec 2002, 18:44, More)

hang on... what does it say?

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If you don't know what the hell this is about, it's nonsense - searching here for "adsfg" might help explain.
(Thu 12th Dec 2002, 15:21, More)

moooooooooooooo

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(Mon 25th Nov 2002, 20:32, More)

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Sorry. It's huge and v.poor.
(Mon 18th Nov 2002, 18:41, More)

I'm bored of ostriches,
so I did an elephant with an afro wearing sunglasses and loafers instead.

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(Thu 14th Nov 2002, 12:23, More)

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(Fri 8th Nov 2002, 23:08, More)

After the trouble in the previous election,
the new style ballot box was a big success.

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(Thu 7th Nov 2002, 17:37, More)

right, who ordered the chicken ghost?

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(Mon 4th Nov 2002, 17:15, More)

Juice anyone?

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(Sat 2nd Nov 2002, 13:35, More)

afternoon - how's everyone feeling?

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(Sat 2nd Nov 2002, 12:05, More)

Times were hard for Paddington Bear

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(Wed 30th Oct 2002, 12:23, More)

I dunno, it just seemed right

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(Mon 28th Oct 2002, 15:18, More)

well, we can all dream

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(Sun 27th Oct 2002, 20:07, More)

bleeuuugh... a yellow one

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(Thu 24th Oct 2002, 11:57, More)

Barry hoped that business would pick up

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(Wed 23rd Oct 2002, 13:26, More)

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(Mon 21st Oct 2002, 13:06, More)

Plug love #3

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(Sat 19th Oct 2002, 18:07, More)

Charlie was determined to get laid this season

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Edit: Blimey. That's my 1000th post!
(Mon 7th Oct 2002, 10:54, More)

Taxi!

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(Fri 4th Oct 2002, 17:01, More)

seems like a nice fella

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(Thu 3rd Oct 2002, 12:36, More)

"But will it fly?" thought Jimmy

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(Mon 30th Sep 2002, 18:35, More)

Zorro always found cheques problematic

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(Fri 27th Sep 2002, 15:10, More)

Young James wasn't keen on sharing his birthday cake with the other children

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(Thu 26th Sep 2002, 11:53, More)

The Iranian ambassador's reception

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(Thu 26th Sep 2002, 10:20, More)

all because the lady loves...

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Very poor, I know.
(Wed 25th Sep 2002, 11:31, More)

everyone loved the new office clock

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(Tue 24th Sep 2002, 13:39, More)

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(Mon 23rd Sep 2002, 19:54, More)

Great moments of inspiration #1 - Jimi Hendrix

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(Mon 23rd Sep 2002, 9:44, More)

Neil, I think you should come out and see this...

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(Thu 19th Sep 2002, 14:37, More)

g'day!

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This pic is also in large and wallpaper versions.
(Wed 18th Sep 2002, 17:01, More)

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Click for my gallery.
Also available in king size, and wallpaper versions.
I'd like to see the insurance claim form.
(Fri 13th Sep 2002, 13:51, More)

They all crash down here

"Yeah... just try rebooting your PC a few times and see if that fixes it."
(Thu 12th Sep 2002, 14:19, More)

Born to Boogie Woogie


A happy post to celebrate 40 front pages.
(Tue 10th Sep 2002, 11:58, More)

Swiss army training

Morning
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Gallery...
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Gallery...
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bleedin' 'ell

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Done before?
(Mon 2nd Sep 2002, 11:08, More)

Dad?

(Mon 2nd Sep 2002, 9:57, More)

ah... so that's what they do

(Mon 2nd Sep 2002, 9:20, More)

handy for shopping too

I appear to be stuck on kangaroos today, so to speak.
(Fri 30th Aug 2002, 13:18, More)

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male ergonomic keyboard

(Thu 29th Aug 2002, 10:42, More)

Crocodile shoes

Bigger version
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Redefining annoying

(Tue 27th Aug 2002, 10:49, More)

Blimey... watch your fingers

Click here for my gallery.
(Sat 24th Aug 2002, 14:57, More)

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Always read the label

(Tue 20th Aug 2002, 14:32, More)

Oi, cheat

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Go on. Share your images.
(Thu 15th Aug 2002, 10:25, More)

headswap or hairswap?

(Wed 14th Aug 2002, 11:00, More)

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It was the last time Mrs Giraffe would take the holiday snaps.
(Tue 13th Aug 2002, 16:13, More)

Commemorative Seat Cover


Don't leave it up.
(Tue 13th Aug 2002, 14:14, More)

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(Mon 12th Aug 2002, 15:38, More)

Curiosity killed the cat (part 2)


Part 1.
Part 2.
Part 3.
Part 4.
(Fri 9th Aug 2002, 15:33, More)

light cycle humour


Sorry. It is a bit shit.
(Thu 8th Aug 2002, 20:16, More)

The future of genetic cloning


In a field, far far away...
(Thu 8th Aug 2002, 13:36, More)

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(Wed 7th Aug 2002, 12:28, More)

It's the Suicide Games again

(Wed 7th Aug 2002, 9:57, More)

Pure Wool


It looked a lot better in my head.
(Thu 1st Aug 2002, 14:56, More)

Right lads, after three...


OK. Just one more after this.
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Last one for a few more hours, I promise.
(Thu 25th Jul 2002, 11:13, More)

We are the Romans


We bring Golf.
(Thu 25th Jul 2002, 10:19, More)

Nice hat!

(Mon 22nd Jul 2002, 9:19, More)

pop art for b3tans

(Fri 19th Jul 2002, 9:10, More)

Operation Covent Garden
Hitler never saw the street entertainer assasin.


(Thu 18th Jul 2002, 15:37, More)

linda

I'm going straight to vegetarian hell now.
(Tue 9th Jul 2002, 12:12, More)

boing

(Fri 5th Jul 2002, 22:08, More)

Ornamental Zen Kitten Garden


Use positive kitten energy to relieve stress.
(Fri 28th Jun 2002, 14:39, More)

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