NEWSLETTER: "SICK JOKE BOOK / THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO AAHH"
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Mini B3ta Newsletter - 03 Feb 2006
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Been busy this week on lots of stuff so this
newsletter will be packed with links and short
on words.
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: THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO AAHH
One of the most popular items we run, so thought
you'd enjoy seeing all the cute images
together, retrospective stylee.
http://www.thingsthatmakeyougoaahh.com/
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: B3TA 'SICK JOKE' BOOK
Thought it would be fun to try and make a b3ta
book with lots of sick jokes and your
illustrations.
There's an over-view of the idea here, and
links on how to submit your drawings and jokes.
http://www.b3ta.com/features/sickjokebook/
BTW: You see! We've been bloody busy!
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: RATHERGOOD VALENTINE SONG
Old Veitch has been singing about his love for
pants with his missus Jacqui. He's asked us to
tell you now so maybe you'll consider giving
your partner pants this valentine.
http://www.rathergood.com/your_pants/
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: SITES IN BRIEF
* Elvis for a day. Hilarious.
http://www.2littleboys.com/elvis/
* Back To The Future cut as 'brokeback mountain'
love story.
http://www.youtube.com/watch
* What Canadians think 'fruit machine' means.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_Machine
* How to make boose in prison.
http://www.blacktable.com/gillin030901.htm
* Internet revenge gone wrong. Funny, but
please don't continue this.
http://snipurl.com/revengegonewrong
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: QUESTION OF THE WEEK - CULTS
Some of the best entries included:
* Soapy Norris showing how the most terrifying
thing you can find at a cult meeting is an
ex-member of Level 42
* Hoogie using a loud hailer to get some mormons
off his doorstep
* Sir_spicious pretending to be voice of L. Ron
Hubbard on an intercom at Scientology's UK HQ
* Doofus listing his top ten best things about
no longer being a Jehovah's Witness, although
we reckon eating black pudding should be higher
up the list than number six.
* Mastic's Jedi obsessed mate, "Obi wan Del Monte"
http://b3ta.com/questions/cults/
This week, "accidental erotic experiences"
http://b3ta.com/questions/accidentallyerotic/
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: IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - WOMANS WORLD
Our favourites include:
* B3TA FOR LADIES - If men weren't allowed on
the b3ta messageboard, it would be a different
kind of place altogether. With added shoes.
(pachey)
* THE OFFSIDE RULE - A truly valuable contribution
to society, as the offside rule is finally
explained in terms that everyone can understand,
not just boozy football louts.
(new_matt)
* THE RED ZONE - Microsoft re-jig the Windows
calendar to highlight the more important dates
each month.
(dr_dru)
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/womensworld/
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Right. Enjoy the links - you'll get a nice
long newsletter next week. Love Rob & Dave
and the good-ship B3ta xx.
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