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Happily married with a wonderful son! Two cats, 'Tabby' and 'Jaffa' and a puppy called 'Meg' . And not to mention having a wonderful, strong, handsome brother. Who can't believe his daft brother left his profile signed in on my IPhone, making this all too easy. Silly boy! :0)

Recent front page messages:

At last!!

(Wed 12th Jun 2013, 10:22, More)

:)

(Mon 10th Jun 2013, 15:05, More)

I look like motherfucking WHAT!? Motherfucker!

(Fri 15th Mar 2013, 11:39, More)

"It's a sprout!"

(Thu 14th Mar 2013, 17:09, More)

Bless!

(Wed 19th Dec 2012, 9:41, More)

Oh thanks. Thanks a bunch!

(Fri 30th Nov 2012, 11:50, More)

"That's a beautiful bowl of food"

(Thu 27th Sep 2012, 11:19, More)

:)

(Mon 10th Sep 2012, 9:46, More)

Shirley!

(Wed 15th Aug 2012, 15:07, More)

Squeel Elizabeth II

(Fri 6th Jul 2012, 12:20, More)

Best answers to questions:

» FIGHT!

Noob
I was in the local when two arseholes started having a 'go at each other. The harmless banter got rather more and more heated. This of course developed to the 'outside...NOW' threat. Outside they went and a few of us went to watch the 'scrap'. After a few minutes of blows being exchanged, it was quite obvious that one of them was gaining the 'upper hand. As the chap's nose got bloodier, the one who was winning asked 'Have you fuckin' 'ad enough yet?' 'Don't know' came the rply, 'I've never been in a fight before?'
(Mon 18th Mar 2013, 16:01, More)

» Stupid Colleagues

Drawing
Well, there I was doing a self-portrait, can't for the life of me remember why. It was in my first job and I'd just finished then in walks one of the admin ladies, takes a look at the picture then at me, then (Gawd bless her) she says "Ooh, a self-portrait!"

"Mmmm, I said."

"Did you draw it?" Came the reply...

:(
(Fri 4th Mar 2011, 14:27, More)