that right after the ad ends, the dodo looks around and realises the horrible truth : he's alone. Completely alone. His entire species went extinct hundreds of years ago. The only intelligent lifeforms in the area are the same ones that caused that extinction. And that, should he remain in the area, he may be killed and eaten, or captured and dissected. There's also the side effects of being refleshed and reanimated. Without a constant supply of 5 Alive, his flesh will decay, trapping his soul within a foul-smelling chunk of rotting birdmeat.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:11,
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It's not my fault advertisers don't think the plots to their ads all the way through. They don't consider the possible outcomes, the terrible consequences of their tampering with nature. Nor the Reanimator-esque portrayal of their 5 Alive protoblood.