Fred!!!
I walked him back to his hotel pissed as a fart from a night on the town a couple of weeks ago!
( Bloody Student, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)

is he as sound in real life
as he seems on the telly?
/dibnah envy
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:36, archived)

Oh yes!
He was regailing us all with war stories and things. He discovered how to pick a lock on a German army camp door with just a spoon and a bed-iron!

FACT
( Bloody Student, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:40, archived)

I'm left green with
envy.

( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)