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# Nick Clegg raped my hamster -
my hamster didn't like it!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# your hamster is clearly a lesbo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# "Nick Clegg Rapes Lesbo Hamster"
/mail online
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# They wouldn't know who to support in that story!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# "Nick Clegg cures hamster of lesbianism"
/tomorrow's headline
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Aren't some hamsters Russian? Does that mean they're immigrants?
Now I'm conflicted. Is Nick a good man for raping and eating an illegal immigrant or a bad man because it was a lesbian hamster?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# "Nazi Nick Clegg's Bestial Immigrant Tryst"
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Phew.
That cleared things up. I feel a lot better now.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# All involved are bad "it's a den of iniquity"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# If you can add the words "sex romp" to that, then it realy is a potential story.
At what point does having sex become a "Romp" anyway? It always make me think of people bouncing around the room as they fuck.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# I think you need ginger beer and a backpack.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)