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[challenge entry] Irate Mail readers attack local patisserie

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(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:20, archived)
# have I missed the news?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# it's all
search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nickcleggsfault
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# latest post:
'Nick Clegg cheated in the last TV debate by unfairly using 'facts' and 'better arguments'.'

hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Nick Clegg burgled a Tory frontbencher last night
www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/apr/22/liam-fox-home-burgled-conservative-leaders-debate
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# 8 years ago he said that Britain shouldn't keep banging on about the war
Which the Fail interpretted as:

Nick Clegg's Nazi Slur
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# The commenters seem to see through it though
Which is a pleasant surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
# The more recent ones do
the highest rated ones are all slating him to high heaven
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# haha!
patisserie is pushing it a bit
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
'purveyors of baked items'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# 'purveyors of half-baked items'
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# ^ this also.
In other news: the world's best sausage rolls are to be had here:

www.thegingerpig.co.uk/OurShops/Marylebone/tabid/65/Default.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# that's a boutique butcher if ever i saw one
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Awesome place.
I did my butchery course there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)
# cool!
I have bought from these guys before. lovely stuff, but not too cheap
www.donaldrussell.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# God, yes...
The Pork Belly they do is fantastic...

*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# I didn't have that
just lots of different beef and lamb steaks.

Also got a mixed box for my dad last year for Father's day. BBQ!!!

It is so fucking cold when it turns up!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# I must admit, the Fillet Beef Medallions look
lovely.

*goes off to hunt for credit card*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
# that pork belly does too
also - Lidl are doing a lovely joint of beef for £4! best roast beef I've ever tasted outside a professional carvery!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# that's my favourite cut of pork
nomnomnom
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Whilst we're on about it...
With Pork Belly, if you rub some of this saborear.co.uk/_pinchito_spice_mix_62gr/84/ onto the flesh side, leave it to marinade for a couple of hours, before slow roasting, it's completely wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# fuck, that sounds good
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# The Ginger Pig?
Rob has a butcher's shop?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# lol U R so b&
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:38, archived)
# No plz don't b& me!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:44, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm GREGGS!
*drool*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Why is everyone hating on Clegg??
What have I missed? Has he been caught on CCTV booting puppies, or pinching sweets from the "not-quite-pik-n-mix" at the 24hour garage?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# The Mail have found him guilty of being more popular than David Cameron
of not being David Cameron, of being likely to take votes from David Cameron and keep the Tories out of office, and of not being David Cameron. The Daily Mail website's front page today is an astonishing mess of fabricated and desperately-spun smear attacks on him.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# yeah i read that. it's brilliant
they paint him as some sort of nazi sympathiser.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# I broke my cardinal rule and visited the DM website..Bloody hellfire,
They do have it in for him don't they!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# The press have been smearing him for the past week
because his popularity goes against everything they've ever said about the Lib Dems (mostly nothing because they've ignored them for years)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Also
I watched last week's HIGNFY on Tuesday, and with all their jokes about Nick Clegg being unrecognisable and irrelevant it was like something out of a time capsule. Truly a week is a long time in politics.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# it's the nazi Mail's fault
www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# It seems that the two main parties are rather worried about the LDs
upsetting the apple cart gravy train.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# he was born in Brit Land but because his father and mother are forrin, he's not really eligible to be Prime Minister or something
IT'S LIKE HAVING A DARKIE IN THE WHITE HOUSE, FRITZ!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# your misintepretation is all Nick Clegg's fault
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Nick Clegg raped my hamster -
my hamster didn't like it!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# your hamster is clearly a lesbo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# "Nick Clegg Rapes Lesbo Hamster"
/mail online
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# They wouldn't know who to support in that story!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# "Nick Clegg cures hamster of lesbianism"
/tomorrow's headline
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Aren't some hamsters Russian? Does that mean they're immigrants?
Now I'm conflicted. Is Nick a good man for raping and eating an illegal immigrant or a bad man because it was a lesbian hamster?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# "Nazi Nick Clegg's Bestial Immigrant Tryst"
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Phew.
That cleared things up. I feel a lot better now.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# All involved are bad "it's a den of iniquity"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# If you can add the words "sex romp" to that, then it realy is a potential story.
At what point does having sex become a "Romp" anyway? It always make me think of people bouncing around the room as they fuck.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# I think you need ginger beer and a backpack.
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)