b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Message 10020297 (Thread)

# my ex banned me from eating pickled onion crips for three fucking years.
then i dumped him.
(, Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:25, archived)
# my ex tried to ban me from eating onions
so i slapped him across the head ;)
(, Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)
# i hope it dislodged a tooth or his wig or something, people that ban shit should be banned
(, Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)
# it just made him sulk
which meant i didn't have to have sex with him that night.
a good outcome all round, i feel.
(, Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:31, archived)
# haha i like your thinking
AND a night off from shaving your minge. double result.
(, Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)
# true
immac is not an option
(, Sun 25 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)