A few months ago, a colleague (the one sat next to me) said to me:
'You've got a bit of geek in you, haven't you?'
I said to her: 'Fuck off, I'm not the one who actually sits watching Strictly Come Dancing and writes ill-informed shit about it for a living.'
The rotten cow went off to the bogs to cry for a bit, and then complained about me.
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Mon 26 Apr 2010, 22:17,
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I said to her: 'Fuck off, I'm not the one who actually sits watching Strictly Come Dancing and writes ill-informed shit about it for a living.'
The rotten cow went off to the bogs to cry for a bit, and then complained about me.
The correct reply would have been "Yeah, but do you want some in you?"
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Mon 26 Apr 2010, 22:19,
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It really, really wouldn't.
Flesh-toned, right-wing Shrek in a bad hat, simpering over the phone to the agents of d-list celebrities...
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Mon 26 Apr 2010, 22:23,
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