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I had to explain "all your base" to the Mrs the other night.
Good times...
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Mon 26 Apr 2010, 22:11,
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Aye.
She was greatly amused by the dance version on youtube...
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Mon 26 Apr 2010, 22:14,
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I seriously entertained a choice between computer games or sex this weekend
happily I did not choose computer games, so I guess I haven't given up on life entirely
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Mon 26 Apr 2010, 22:21,
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I seriously entertained a choice between computer games or sex this weekend
happily I did not choose computer games, so I guess I haven't given up on life entirely
"Geek joke"
tends to explain pretty much most of the internet without much hassle.
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Mon 26 Apr 2010, 22:13,
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A few months ago, a colleague (the one sat next to me) said to me:
"You've got a bit of geek in you, haven't you?"
I said to her: "Fuck off, I'm not the one who actually sits watching Strictly Come Dancing and writes ill-informed shit about it for a living."
The rotten cow went off to the bogs to cry for a bit, and then complained about me.
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Mon 26 Apr 2010, 22:17,
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I said to her: "Fuck off, I'm not the one who actually sits watching Strictly Come Dancing and writes ill-informed shit about it for a living."
The rotten cow went off to the bogs to cry for a bit, and then complained about me.
The correct reply would have been "Yeah, but do you want some in you?"
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Mon 26 Apr 2010, 22:19,
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It really, really wouldn't.
Flesh-toned, right-wing Shrek in a bad hat, simpering over the phone to the agents of d-list celebrities...
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Mon 26 Apr 2010, 22:23,
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You had a duty to all geeks everywhere to complete that joke on their behalf.
You failed them.
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Mon 26 Apr 2010, 22:27,
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Not all geek, that's my problem.
I have to square the geekiness with the cig-smoking blokiness. The latter tends to win out.
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Mon 26 Apr 2010, 22:32,
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