Strap them all to random kittens, and whenthey grow up and are allowed out, this will provide the effect you are looking for.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 5 May 2010, 11:06,
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This is getting dangerously close to art
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 5 May 2010, 11:07,
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