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[challenge entry] Oh, cock.

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(billbennett, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:00, archived)
# fucking hell! Xmas biscuits are only 50p
FRONT PAGE THIS NOW!
Is this a new photo, why are xmas biscuits still on the shelf, "Tesco in out of date seasonal biscuit disaster" the economy is on the brink of collapse and you're to blame!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:01, archived)
# I got a packet of Ginger Nuts for 70p yesterday
made my day it did
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Rob has always sold himself cheap ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Roffle.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:07, archived)
# he was lying on a shelf in Tescos
someone had stamped the price on his forehead, I thought it was a bargain :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:07, archived)
# * I thought of that first!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:15, archived)
# everyone posting between this line
and the line further down... thinks they are better than you

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(likeajackhammer, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:22, archived)
# What line?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:24, archived)
#
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Babs, why do you think you're better than Wobbly Bloke?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:29, archived)
# If I post here, who am I better than?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:36, archived)
# You're no better than you ought to be

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:39, archived)
# *crys
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Cock soup - may contain traces of salt
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:01, archived)
# ...and nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:02, archived)
# and cheese
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:03, archived)
# gentleman's relish
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Man Milk
I hope you're writing this recipe down Jamie Oliver!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:06, archived)
# plum sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:08, archived)
# bloke batter
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:13, archived)
# baby gravy
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:28, archived)
# daddies sauce
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:32, archived)
# population paste
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 May 2010, 11:34, archived)
# lol cock soup
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:02, archived)
# LOL - SOCK COUP!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:03, archived)
# *seizes control of footwear*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Coup de Clog?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:13, archived)
# LEAVE THE LIBERALS ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:28, archived)
# But they're so Liberal
they will sit on a fence all day long
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:30, archived)
#
the fence MY FACE
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:45, archived)
# could you put the volume up, I can't hear it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Dude's breaking all the rules too!
It says minimum weight 0.1kg but his items clearly weigh nothing! What a fucking rebel!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:04, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Also,
YAY! POTATOE'S BACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:03, archived)
# It's been so long

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:04, archived)
# A quick TJ and a question for you all
I have a bunch of JPEGs and I want to make an animation or video out of them (sort of time lapse thingy). What software should I use?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:03, archived)
# A flickbook.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:04, archived)
# ^ This HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Print them all out on A4 and stick them to the spokes of
your bicycle. When you ride, hey presto. Zoetrope!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# That is actually quite a nice idea

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:15, archived)
# Put them in the washing machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# *shakes fist*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Strap them all to random kittens, and when
they grow up and are allowed out, this will provide the effect you are looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:06, archived)
# This is getting dangerously close to art

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:07, archived)
# A Remote Control.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Duke Ellington: The Columbia Years - 1927-1962
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Use waterpaints to recreate them all on sugar paper
and make them into paper aeroplanes and throw them at toddlers.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:08, archived)
# FINE
I'll make a 26MB animated gif out of it and post it on here.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Yeah, go ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:12, archived)
# I'll email it to your mum

Twice!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Good!
She'll probably love it too! Fuckign slapper!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 May 2010, 12:00, archived)
# I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:08, archived)
# I used GIF Movie
edit:Oh you want to make a movie. Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:09, archived)
# animation shop is pretty simple to use
i think you can get it free now too as it's quite old
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:10, archived)
# they still charge for it weirdly
if they know its so useful, why the hell not update it like I told them?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:11, archived)
# anim shop is ace i love it
old yes but bloody useful
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:20, archived)
# most animation tools have ways of importing image sequences
if its a crappy gif then animation shop if you can find it, if video Premiere will do it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Ah, cheers
I don't have any animation tool, except for an older version of flash (of which I don't know if it'll run any more).
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:14, archived)
# How many is a "bunch"?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:11, archived)
# More than 7 but less than 6 I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:12, archived)
# and how do you get your knickers in one?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:12, archived)
# 66

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Layer them in Photoshop
and save as an animated gif
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:15, archived)
# I think the quality would be rubbish and the filesize enormous.
But I just discovered I can export as a .mov from there, so I shall experiment with that! I shall have to put them all in layers first, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# If you name the jpgs sequentially such as jpg-00, jpg-01 etc.
when you open your jpg you can select "image sequence" by clicking the checkbox and that will import them all into a single file which you can save as a .mov file
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# They're all named sequentially
but I couldn't figure out how to import them as a single file in PS.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:25, archived)
# when you use Open in PS there is a checkbox at the bottom "Image Sequence"
check it and it will load and a pop up frame will prompt you for a frame-rate for timelaspe you might want to set it to 24 fps
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:28, archived)
# I must have an older version (CS3), as I don't see any checkbox

/edit: found it!
It's in File -> Scripts -> Load files as image stack
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Cool
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Wahey!
I now have an 8 second, 243MB movie. Ho hum :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:42, archived)
# cock!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:10, archived)
# ____________________________________________________________________________
everyone above this line thinks they are better than you
lol
(likeajackhammer, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:16, archived)
# you know you'll post above it sooner or later too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
# haha
(likeajackhammer, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:22, archived)
# The amazing thing here is
I currently have my cock and balls resting in a nice bowl of Pea and Ham
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 May 2010, 11:30, archived)