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[challenge entry] what a complete bellend he truly is!

I have lots of trouble getting colours to match (as you can tell!)

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(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 5 May 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Don't worry about it. He just looks like he's straining REALLY hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:15, archived)
# muscles cause constipation
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:17, archived)
# that explains
why i shit 2 or 3 times a day!


.. thanks doc!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 5 May 2010, 21:19, archived)
# it also explains
why i haven't shit since sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Here already? Good heavens, you're vigilant.
Ater getting bored last night, I wandered off to omegle dot com and found myself still awake at 6am trying to explain the subtle etiquette differences between snooker and croquet to a 15-yr-old in Florida.

Fortunately, the laptop battery ran out. I might still be there!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:25, archived)
# i've been here on and off since around 4
as i've fuck all better to do today. also, how the fuck does a 15-year-old not know the difference between snooker and crocquet?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:58, archived)
# I blame the teachers.
*EDIT* I'll be off for a while now, to watch QI and Newsnight, but back later. TTFN.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 May 2010, 21:59, archived)
# ok
but QI is a repeat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 22:06, archived)