his look says
'i'm a bit weirded out, but i think i still would, just to experiment. i don't actually fancy giraffes or anything'
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
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but in his heart he knows
that he's a filthy, giraffe-loving pervert, who can NEVER let his friends find out about this
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:22,
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it's not that he loves them
it's how he loves them that's the problem
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:00,
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with lube, power tools
and a bath full of LSD-spiked jelly
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:03,
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yeah
i've had to resort to hash crumble
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:13,
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there's a fine line between pain and pleasure
i've lately been skipping across it with gay abandon
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:16,
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Masochistic gay skipping, huh?
Only a few messages on from LSD-fuelled power tool giraffe sex, too.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
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