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[challenge entry] Not enough swearing today, which IS both big AND clever. Hello :)

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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:43, archived)
# ha ha ha : D
Why so much pent up anger dear? It's only a shitty TV show
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:46, archived)
# He he. I'm not angry, far from it. It is indeed a happy fluffy day.
I'M NOT FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT!?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:50, archived)
# There are five of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Tall cunt, Scottish cunt, Theo Poppaddallopiss cunt, Munter cunt and CAAAAAAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:51, archived)
# ^ cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Watch you fucking language
there are wimmin and poofs on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Are they not the same thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:03, archived)
# No.
Yer wimmin have snappers whereas poofs have tube steaks. Unless they are persistant poffs who have it cut and tucked and made into a snapper.
Also there is no cure for being a wimmin but I have one for sausage jockeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
That rack would cure even the most devoted Clodplay fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:11, archived)
# I've got cures for everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:12, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Careful - you don't want to make any gays!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:26, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:25, archived)
# ha ha ha.
At my last bash someone asked for something vegetarian, so I gave him a potato.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:32, archived)
# I always offer a vegetarian option at my dinner parties
they have the option of not coming.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:18, archived)
# ^this
and they produce dreadful fartage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 18:29, archived)
# I'm flushing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Big swears are fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Cuntabulous

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:04, archived)