Smells like fish
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite,
Sat 21 Aug 2010, 11:10,
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I work in Tesco so people often ask me where things are.
Last night, a man sauntered up to me.
"Excuse me, I've been here for ages! Uh, Porn?"
"I don't think we sell that."
"Prawns, I mean. Haha. Porn."
"They're behind me."
"Oh."
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ClanSoul,
Sat 21 Aug 2010, 11:19,
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Pantomime prawns.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite,
Sat 21 Aug 2010, 11:19,
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Maybe he was seducing you?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 21 Aug 2010, 13:19,
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What a comedy genius. He should be on televisions
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 21 Aug 2010, 18:26,
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