I hope you are using a ribbed shoe-horn dipped in chilli oil
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:02,
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Cor! Insanity sauce ftw!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:03,
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I'm using concentrated capsaicin
and a corkscrew
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:11,
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