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[challenge entry] Health and safety spoilsports put paid to this invention.


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(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Ouch
Does that vibrator have a lamprey mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:00, archived)
# You'd like that wouldn't you?
You dirty dirty whore.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:01, archived)
# I'm trying to shove a lamprey into my anus right now

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:01, archived)
# I hope you are using a ribbed shoe-horn dipped in chilli oil
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Cor! Insanity sauce ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I'm using concentrated capsaicin
and a corkscrew
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Eat uncooked pork, wait.
Catch worms. Lampreys love worms. It'll slither right up there like a rat up a drainpipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Even though I knew what one looked like....
I just google-imaged Lamprey Mouth... *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Me too!
Ouchy!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:05, archived)
# One to add to the list of "places you should never put your winky"
methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:06, archived)
# /agree
I learned the hard way.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:08, archived)
# No sense of adventure!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Just one blade!!!
Surely that flies in the face of Gillette's current marketing stratagey: MORE BLADES = MORE MANLINESS!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:03, archived)
# This is designed for women.
or gayers I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I don't think either of those catagories even exist in the mind of Gillette executives.
MEN! Only MEN! MEN who drive FAST cars and fly FASTER jets and do HARD business to the MAX. *80s metal guitar solo*
In fact, in my head I hope that the Gillette head offices are really like this, full of sharp jawed guys, doing thrusting business, and giving each other high fives between bouts of multi-gym and power pointing. All with a rock soundtrack playing over the intercom.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:06, archived)
# The gillette head office
is in the shape of a Sports bike that's on fire jumping through a hoop.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:15, archived)
# ha ha :D
And you can only turn up in the morning by running in a suit & tie with a briefcase, in the style of generic "business" photo stock imagery.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:18, archived)
# I expect that all the execs
also have girlfriends who stroke their chins and SMILE.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Their UK head office in London
Is next to the Soccer AM studio, so you're not far off.


(I helped save b3ta! Dervel OTBC, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:33, archived)
# I hear they are working on a Mach Infinity.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:04, archived)
# A misunderstanding in a phonecall to Gillette Japan resulted in this baby.

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Fractal razors FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:20, archived)