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# No... I don't know why either?
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:04, archived)
# are you okay?
been getting enough sleep?
i know you've been really depressed about this whole thing with me and your father. you want to talk about it?
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:07, archived)
# My father did that to you !
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:36, archived)
# it's amazing what you can do with Shipham's chicken paste
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:08, archived)
# 0_0
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:52, archived)
# sandwiches
toast topping
it makes a lovely crispy skin on a roast chicken

what were you thinking?
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:17, archived)
# *wobbly bokes*
hahaha.

ningles all.
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Good morning riverghost, hello. Good morning.

Got any entertaining guest stories to tell us?
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:26, archived)
# Had one that got up in the middle of the night, took a piss on the dorm floor
then apologised and went to mop it up.

There's another one who's a dirty craddle snatcher who started going out with a stunning redhead 13 years his junior.

No wait. That's me:P
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:23, archived)
# :P
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:24, archived)
# bloody hoteliers!
coming over here, snatching our craddles!
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:38, archived)
# If only Diana were alive!
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Ning MedioGhost
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:37, archived)
# DOWN WITH CENSORSHIP
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Going down on censorship!
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Yus, as the Captain of the Censor Ship
I have to go down....

Madam.
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Okay, this is the police
We've traced the origin of that image that was posted in your name.
IT WAS POSTED FROM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE.
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:25, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:38, archived)
# POLICE WILL CONFISCATE YOUR BRAIN FOR FURTHER ANALYSIS!
Do you remember back in the 90s when internet paedos were starting to get caught by the police that the police would confiscate the suspect's computer AND their monitor, mouse and keyboard!

Oh how I used to laugh at those techno-luddites at the time.
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Haha

There might have been some data traces left on the mouse though.
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:53, archived)
#
data spunk
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:06, archived)
# hahaha
I'd say it was definitely safe for work

and it makes Tufty horny


(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:28, archived)
# heh heh
reminds me of a manequin i saw in new zealand
Photobucket
complete with tissue
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Very lifelike.
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:44, archived)
# I feel like my childhood has just been defiled.
It's warm and tingly.
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*crosses off hummus list*



(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Bugger!
* Crosses that one off my list
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:01, archived)