» Heckles

Friend of mine was walking down some sidewalks with a tie on his head like a bandana and a squirt gun.
and a girl yelled at him "what the hell is wrong with you"
He replied cleverly "I RAPE CATS FOR GOD SAKES!".
(Sat 8th Apr 2006, 3:32, More)

» Food sex

one time i had sex with a pizza
well actually i was raped
(Fri 7th Aug 2009, 3:31, More)

» My most gullible moment

one time i accidently got hit by a cat and this guy was like a cat did not hit you and i was all like, okay.

(Thu 28th Aug 2008, 4:20, More)

» Sticking it to The Man

I FUCKED A COP
YEAH, THATS RIGHT, I FUCKED A MOTHERFUCKING COP. I FUCKED HIS COP ASS RIGHT UP HIS ASS AND FUCKed HIM. END OF STORY.
(Thu 17th Jun 2010, 18:29, More)

» Rock and Roll Stories

I went to work secruity at some battle of the bands thing.
I brought my tamberine and asked most of these heavy metal like bands if they needed a tamberine player. They all said no.
(Thu 6th Jul 2006, 9:54, More)