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# No,
you're too busy watching crap TV.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:39, archived)
# TV FACTS
- Your TV contains 60 billion transistors.
- Each SKY subscription contains, on average 7000 shopping channels.
- Your TV only weighs 50 kg and whoever wrote this doesn't know what watts are.
- Each year you will lose about 30 TV remotes
- There is no truth in the myth that we only watch 10% of daytime TV.
- The SKY+ is capable of storing 50 hours of X-factor.
- Watching Jeremy Kyle will make you addicted to heroin.
- Watching university challenge is good for the brain.
- Why is adolescence so difficult? One main reason is that, between puberty and early adulthood, there are no good TV programs.
- New series are vital for improved viewing figures.
- Watching Masterchef can lead to food cravings and over-eating
- Regular porn-watching (at least twice a week) improves wrist strength, reduces tissue supplies, cuts the risk of swollen balls, decreases menstrual pain and promotes sleep.
- TV can be addictive.
- The TV also contains tasty mercury.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 0:50, archived)
# Class.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Hell yeah.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 3:45, archived)