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I'm quite old, but recently became a father. It's great.

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thanks to 2 can chunder

Recent front page messages:

The World at War
That was a TV series, wasn't it?


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Ooh, front page, thanks - better get a paypal account so I can make a donation I suppose.
(Wed 23rd Sep 2009, 23:04, More)

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» Nativity Plays

At my catholic primary...
we didn't just do plays about the birth of baby jebus. We also did plays about him being killed and coming back to life and I, dear reader, I was that zombie.
For some reason, the only part that sticks in my mind was the moment the rock (big cardboard box painted brown) was pushed aside and I arose with arms outstretched and a beatific look on my face while everyone else on the stage fell to their knees and worshipped me. Sweet.
And the next year I actually got a promotion and was cast as god.
Low self-esteem was never really an issue for me at primary school.
(Fri 27th Mar 2009, 4:03, More)

» Puns

When Versace was gunned down.....
the Sport headline was
SHOOT YOU, SIR
(Wed 11th Mar 2009, 0:43, More)